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kill ryan

I'm a land locked Hebrew

About Me

If you want to add me as a friend you have to write me and let me know why. kooks out there..you know.
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MySpace has taken down a picture on my page determining that it is a violation of the terms they set when signing up. First let me start by saying I've been on myspace for way to fuckin long to remember and it may be time to leave. You see, I found a new God in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org/in the picture I had up on my page it depicted my God (Flying Spaghetti Monster) in place of the old, tired, white bearded God of yore in the famous Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel painting touching Adams finger. My beloved Spaghetti Monster using one of his noodlie appendages. The website for the Flying Spaghetti Monster was put in place for just this stupid reason. Check it out and join us. You will be oh so entertained and enlightened. Help me by writing to Tom and his minions about this violation and what it means for the future of free speech and pastaheads everywhere. long live FSM ryan~

My Interests

anything and everything that has to do with the concept of leaving me the hell alone. two of the three things that truly make me happy

Music:


Which Rock Chick Are You?

Movies:

watch this NOW....

Television:

buffyangelfireflydeadwoodsixfeetunderextrascurbyourenthusias mtheofficemastersofhorror TWILIGHTZONEmst3000lostbugsbunnypeeweesplayhousetwinpeaksont heairinvaderzimnba aquateenhungerforcespaceghostcoasttocoastmunstersadamsfamily threescompanymythbusters romesapranosbigloveweedsarresteddevelopmentdexterbattlemothe rfuckinstargalactica

Books:

murakami,robbins,palahniuk,gibson,harry crews,breece d'j pancake,the deptford trilogy,king,bio's of peter sellers,algernon blackwood, rod serling,the bear comes home,wilde,julivits,k. dick,garbo bios,dahl,eggers,hunter,rushdie,edie sedgwick bio,clowes,mark lyner,kathreen dunn,steve martin and your butt

Heroes:

hermit crabs .. ..

My Blog

inquiring minds want to know...

I've gotten a lot messages about how the recent elephone tour went. ready? First night in Vegas- Shhhh Second night in Vegas- my amp blew the circuit at Art Bar and Dan barely made the gig. Hello shr...
Posted by kill ryan on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST

watch yourself

PARENTAL ADVISORY RYAN CONTAINSEXPLICIT LYRICSUsername: From Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by kill ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shiner

i got rocked in the eye....its now a BLACK eye......i have a shiner... i look cool....people looked at me with weiry eye's on the 5 Fulton. I snarled back and gave them "The Claw"........ They did...
Posted by kill ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jan 20th 2004

this day sucks
Posted by kill ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST