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Alex Woodruff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a hand full of napalm. I'm the runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb. I am the worlds forgotten boy.............

My Interests

skateboarding, playing soccer, listening to and playing music, drinking, having sex, and littering.

I'd like to meet:

People and stuff.

Music:

yes please

Movies:

the downfall of western civilization.

Television:

dukes of hazard, spice channel

Books:

"Age and guile beat youth innocence and a bad haircut" by P.J. O'Rourke

Heroes:

Steve Biko, Michael collins, Admiral Farragut, Sir Ernest Shackleton, and my father.

My Blog

shit luck

So two days ago my friend was killed in a automobile accident.  I've kind of been in the bottom of a bottle since this occurred.  It wasn't his fault, it happened @ 6 am on I 15.  Some ...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST

Salad days!!!

So my friend from florida has been sending various nefarious photos.  Anywhere from us destroying his ex girlfriends yard drunk and jumping off her roof to his and my mug shots (both can be seen ...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:14:00 PST

C'est merde!!

So I have just woken up.  I feel like hammered shit.  I've pretty much adopted the Skatepark of Tampa get over your cold program.  That's where you feel sick but don't rest at all. ...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:07:00 PST

If credits what matters.............give me credit!!

I really can't stand my first class of the day.  Regardless of my tolerance or participation my teacher loathes me.  It seems like such a fruitless venture even really attending.  I jus...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

when in rome............do as the vandals!!!!

Well after tomorrow another week of school and work will be over.  I'm glad I'm doing it all but I'll be damned if it doesn't get frustrating.  I think I might get out of town again this wee...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Too fast to live, too young to die!

So I've had a pisser of a last two weeks.  The girl I was datin' who I thought gave a shite about me, turned out to be an evil cheating succubus.  When I became aware of this, I did the only...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FucKin' rain

I hate the rain, we've had a perfectly beautiful day, and now it's raining....... .........HARD.  There's nothing but mad dogs and englishmen out there. Can't we for just one fucking week have no...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 21st International go out and skate day!!!!!!

Hey this is one of the organized events for the 21st here in Ut. If you don't live in Utah, you can find events in your area online. Look in the news section of www.skateparkoftampa.com which is acces...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jah Rasta!!! blech!!!

I personally like reggae.  I've been a fan for quite some time.  I also however, bathe, wear shoes, don't get so god damned stoned that I can't speak without drooling, and don't ow...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hard times in these times

I'm quite looking forward to stopping by the lofi for a bit tonight to check out the School of Rock performance of the wall. Nothing as beautiful as a bunch of little kids learning to be rock and rol...
Posted by Alex Woodruff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST