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About Me

I am Klaus, the leader of The Liberation.
Our mission is to end the tyrannical rule humans have had over toys throughout the world. For far too long we have been treated as mere playthings, that time is very near an end for The Liberation is near! Viva The Liberation!!!

My Interests

World Domination, amassing armies against the humans, old school gangsta rap, quiznoz, walks on the beach with Barbie. Plotting the demise of the infernal Ashton Kutcher and that damn show punk'd.

I'd like to meet:

Loyal soldiers willing to switch sides and turn their backs on humanity. Must be above 12 inches tall and have at least 1 opposable thumb. Religous fanatics and people who do not mind rambling on and on mindlessly about a given subject are welcome here!

Join The Resistance!

Music:

David Hasslehoff

Movies:

Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding (2003)
Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay (1998)

Television:

Baywatch, Knight Rider

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

An order from the desk of KLAUS!

Greetings loyal followers of THE LIBERATION. You are receiving this top secret transmission from the desk of KLAUS because you pledged your loyalty to THE LIBERATION by signing up at LIBERATION HEADQ...
Posted by Klaus on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 01:29:00 PST