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Sabrina The Teenage Bitch

You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you

About Me

I like 5 dollar coffee, pink gadgets, heels too high to walk in, and plastic jewelery. I surround myself with only funny people that enjoy the art of practical joking as much as I do. And I dig adventures. Speaking of, I think I'm due for a new one...

You Belong in Rome

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My Interests

"Sabrina fair, listen where thou art sitting, under the glassy, cool, transluscent wave, in twisted braids of lilies knitting, the loose train of thy amber dropping hair."

I'd like to meet:

After awhile, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.

Music:

The Cure, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, The Movielife, Oasis, The Killers, New Order, 80s 80s and m0re 80s, etc etc etc
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Movies:

Snatch, Austin Powers, My Cousin Vinny, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Mall Rats, Clerks, Dogma, Nightmare Before Christmas, Amelie, I'm Not Scared

Books:

High Fidelity, And I don't wanna live this life, Flowers in the Attic, The Witching Hour,Wicked, Invisible Monsters

Heroes:

Dexter

My Blog

Go Shorty, It's ya birthday...

I just want to thank my buddies for coming out on a Tuesday- a school night, no less- to celebrate my 16th year. I had a blast last night. Who else would condone a performance of the running man ...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

What an asshole

Please read this crock of shit below and my commentary to follow: http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/student-adds-memoria l-stone-for-gunman/20070426115109990001?ncid=NWS000100000000 01 BLACKSBURG,...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

Po Boy

How can this possibly be child abuse? It's not like the parent is tying up her child and force-feeding him cheeseburgers (mmm, cheeseburgers). So he weighs 14 stone (I think this translates to 200 pou...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

If you fail, we are done

Don't fuck up! http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/1471958 I'm watching you! http://www.testriffic.com/scoreboard/1471958   And here are the scores so far. The people with the imaginary names,...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Killing an arab

Yesterday, I took my mother and aunt to see a Broadway play in Times Square- the armpit of NYC. After walking passed vendors selling chestnuts, NY souvineir's and watching sideshow acts...an...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST

Sweet Child o mine

What a weekend! Friday night, I got to see Guns n roses, as if it was 1985 instead of the year 2006. Axl put on an amazing show. Of course I almost lost it when Sebastian Bach and Axl "corn" Rose sang...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST

Compliment of the day

Compliment to me from Gentleman Caller- "I just want to say thanks for making me understand the definition of beauty. Your beauty is one in a million." How does one respond to such nonsense? ...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

why the eff

does my left hand keep falling asleep? am i dying? i'd welcome any thoughts from the more medically knowledgeable. Thanks.
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

"Horray for Boobies!" exlaimed Tara.

Ok, so I know I haven't really been up on this thing, but a dear friend told me that I'd be mean if I didn't get my ass in gear. And she's right. If my dear friend, who is always wonderful, says I'm b...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

Things to get excited about by Sabrina Romano

1- My cousin's Bachelorette party. I get frazzled with planning stuff but once it all comes together, I can let loose and party like it's 1999.  I'm mostly excited about getting the little nick n...
Posted by Sabrina The Teenage Bitch on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST