HALLOWEEN CAUTIONARIES |
HALLOWEEN CAUTIONARIES
WITH HALLOWEEN UPON US, IT IS WORTHWHILE TO REMEMBER A FEW SIMPLE RULES TO HELP KEEP THIS SEASON HEALTHY, HAPPY AND SAFE!!
PLEASE USE THESE HELPFUL HINTS THIS AND EVERY YEAR.... Posted by Spirit on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:32:00 PST |
Modern New Age Affirmations |
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.I assume full responsibility fo... Posted by Spirit on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:09:00 PST |
North American History Lesson |
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him."Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observe... Posted by Spirit on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST |
13 Things PMS Stands For |
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. ... Posted by Spirit on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST |
The Moral to This Story is : |
This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear, A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.
There is a moral to this story......
(Maybe not the one most of you expect....So, read on!)
In the dead of summer a fly was r... Posted by Spirit on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:33:00 PST |
Motorcycle Wisdom !! Thanx Whispr |
Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interestin... Posted by Spirit on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST |
The Battle Between Two Wolves |
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about the battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all".
"One is Evil. It is anger, jealousy, ... Posted by Spirit on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST |
Guidelines for Enlightenment, Tx **~RaK~** |
1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the FUN always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we ar... Posted by Spirit on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST |
The Mayonnaise Jar, Thanx shadowloin69 |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and ... Posted by Spirit on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST |
The Wooden Bowl, Thanx Russ & Glenda |
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now,a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-yearold gran... Posted by Spirit on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST |