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Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud

"small, yet hard like an armadillo"

About Me

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Extremely nomadic individual, resided in almost every county this country has to offer, but nowadays, Proud to be in the S-O-T!SOME DUMB QUIZ - SLAPPED IT ON HERE 'COS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET CALLED PERFECT!!!!

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/10/2007
Band Members: It's just Lil Ole Uchi, a lone gunwoman, trying to hold her own in the male dominated world of S-O-T hip hop

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH WHEN I FELT REALLY POORLY AND SORRY FOR MISEN....AND I WANTED TO KEEP IT....SO HERE IT IS...Thanks to Neurotic (x) "this shizzle is da bomb bomb dillo, so rhyme divinely sweet like amerillo, u r little yet hard like an armadillo, sorroful to hear u are lyin on ya pillo - sending positive energy so hope u feel better"

." Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."

"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny. Your belief isn't necessary"
QUOTES BY LEA DELARIA - MY FRIENDS LIST

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Influences: Lord! Surely these are too numberus to mention?! Okay, well primarily My Mom, for backing me, whatever, she's a massive influence and inspiration for my life.Musically, hmm..should at least mention the following; The (mighty) Wu Tang, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash, Biz Markie, Roxanne Shante, Missy E, Lil Kim, Eminem (white boys CAN rap!), Dre of course, Portishead, Leftfield, Rahzel, Beasties, Bloodhound Gang...But nuff of that foreign malarkey
SINEAD O'CONNOR - YOU MADE ME THE THIEF OF YOUR HEART

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I love almost all music, and appreciate almost ANYONE doing almost ANYTHING creative for the right reasons...If you need those reasons spelling out, then..this can't be you!

Sounds Like: Nowt, due to my hybrid accent comparisons are hard to draw. Aint one style that makes me smile, jack of all master of, ermm...myself (almost)!

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MY BUDDY ASH'S BAND - CHECK THEM OUT OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

LILOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!CHECK THIS OUT

Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

lil poem

A lil poem/rhyme dedicated to....well you’ll know if it’s you..   I know you think I don’t notice, but I’m just buying time I know you think that I’m oblivious, but ...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

XBOX AND THE MICROSOFT BULLTISH

ARGHHHHHHH! AND ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AND SORRY BUT ANOTHER FUCKING ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DO NOT BUY AN XBOX 360 THEY ARE A FUCKING BALL-ACHE WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO OWN A PAIR ...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

BURGER KING!!!! - Where for art thou Burger King??

EMERGENCY!! The only Burger Kings I knew in Stoke have GONE!! I need a Whopper NOW!! Can anyone tell me where there's another?????? Please please please? Thanks everyone...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:24:00 PST

Talk Yank n’ I’ll Shank Ya ;O)

Read this on UKmusic.com - written a while ago, but if anything it's getting more relevant as time passes!!!! There was a video doing the rounds on Channel U about a year ago called '4 My City'. It wa...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

They’re not much, but they’re MINE!!!!

As I'm probably the only one to ever look at these, I thought I'd share with ya'll my stats from Soundclick.... See, personally, I don't think reaching 305 out of 84,243 total tracks can be a bad thin...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

What South Park Character Are You? (pics)

What South Park Character Are You? (pics)Kyle BroflovskiYou're the smart kid in your class. You find yourself to be normal and a relatively nice person. Nobody picks on you, and you dont pick on anyon...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

A NEW WORLD RECORD!!!!! SURELY?!?!?!?

Ay up! OHMYGOD!! A new SoT record has definately been set...all those with teenage daughters and suchlike feel free to join in the game....The most calls to a mobile phone, from one landline, in 8 hou...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Check out this myYearbook Battle!

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Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

W.I.P

Work in progress.. A nice mellow beat to accompany Oh Happy Day...the bare beats are down, it's just a matter of time ya'll..Not a general release track, more a labour of love between Uchi and Jen-I-S...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

DICKLESS LITTLE BASTARDS!

WOKE UP IN A RIGHT FUCKING MOOD,TOO RUDE MAN SOME DUDE, STOLE MY F***ING VESPA LAST NIGHT,LITTLE BASTARD, WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT?! I WORK HARD FOR MY SHIT AND PUR-CHASE, NOW ALL I GOT'S THIS EMPTY ...
Posted by Uchi - Low Mach n’ Proud on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST