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About Me

Zakco and His Used RocketsHello wonderful web-dwellers of the Earth. Or is it weblings? It looks like I've finally made contact with your planet. I'm Zakco and I own a Used Rockets Dealership. I'm a 23 Solar Year Old space alien, that would be 37 in Earth Years. I live on a tropical asteroid revolving around Xun's 11th solar ring in the Xoftneco2 Fotuo Quadrant. I've been receiving transmissions from your planet for quite some time now. First there were the black and white moving images... from your telecommunication satellites, then came the color moving images. I believe it's what you would call Telephotoscope... uh no, Television. Pardon the translation. Wait, it's what you call TV! But now I've been receiving your latest media transmissions. The Internet! Or as you on Earth call it, the World Wide Webavision... I think. I've finally managed to figure out how to transmit to your planet and have made my very own Webavision link.
Oh by the way, from where I'm sitting... I think Pluto still looks like a planet.

My Interests

Collector of Classic Rocket Ships, Plasma-Ray Gadgetry. I'm into Archimedes Mirror Solar Array Systems, Amateur Radio Astronomy, Mikini relics, mid-late 20th Century Earth Tiki artifacts, and Bonestell paintings. I'm also a big fan of the SpaceShipOne spacecraft. I can't get enough Verno Snacks while space-web surfing. I'm also fluent in Kogeeyipz. 'Qibbu 138ini wo gnaislz!'

I'd like to meet:

A human being someday. I live way too far away from Earth. Most of the humans I am familiar with are TV talk show hosts and actors. Oh yeah, and that green dancing chick from Star Trek. Yowzah!

Music:

Any kind of Theremin music. I really dig Earth's early radio transmissions of Rockabilly music. I have recently discovered Ska music. Ja Mon! Oh yeah, and Lounge too!

Movies:

Things To Come, 20 Million Miles to Earth, Forbidden Planet, 2001: A Space Odyssey, My Science Project, Rocky (the first one), Judge Dredd (the first one). What ever happened to the 4:30 Movie?

Television:

The Ernie Kovacs Show, Disney's Man in Space (Man? In outer space!? LOL), Avengers, Gilligan's Island, Apollo Lunar landings, and Nova.

Books:

A Stranger in a Strange Land (I cried after reading that book), Tesla: Man Out of Time (the man responsible for sending Earth's very first transmission into outer space), The Book of Tiki, Astronomy from Space: Sputnik to Space Telescope. I had to download these of course. Wish I could get my hands on some hard copies someday.

Heroes:

Chelsey Bonestell is my alltime hero!