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Deva

I Prefer a Feast of Friends to the Whole Crowd.

About Me


Myspace Icons ..Inventor of a cat toy ............................. TV whore (love comedy)

Profile courtesy of MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Anything interesting...(and BBQ Ribs)

I'd like to meet:

The Doctor that delivered me, and Bill Gates

Music:

Colour My World, George Benson(Breezin'), Pacifier(Bulletproof), Aerosmith(Livin on the Edge),Nickelback(If Everyone Cared),Seether(The Gift),Three Days Grace(I Hate)Everything About You, The Strokes, Led Zepplin, Moody Blues, 70's Hits, Stevie Nicks, Pink Floyd, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Rod Stewart(Maggie May), Paul McCartney(Just Another Day), James Brown (I Feel Good)

Movies:

The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Zeferelli's Romeo and Juliet, Beer League, Little Miss Sunshine, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynomite, The Good Girl, Cape Fear, Mommie Dearest, Fatal Attraction, Private Parts, The Scout, Taxi Driver, Alex and Emma

Television:

Still Standing, Reba, Frasier, Comedy Central(Nick DiPaolo), The Price is Right, Judge Judy, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Nancy Grace, Biography, City Confidential, $40 a Day

Books:

I fall asleep.

Heroes:

Nick DiPaolo, God, Princess Di, Robert DeNiro, Linda McCartney, My Mom, Etta, Grandpa James & Gladys, Grandpa Swancoat, Louise Swancoat, Grandma Ruby, Uncle Bill

My Blog

"Spicy"...

I had a Whippet growing up, named Spicy. The real birth name on the Purebred records was "Oakshade Symphony of Suntan". Anybody got any other cool names for their dogs?  ...
Posted by Malinda on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

The Unworkability...

The unworkability of a Catch-22 is a realistic expectation.  lol.
Posted by Malinda on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

Octopussy...

The name is Bond...James Bond (007).
Posted by Malinda on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

The Healing Touch

  The Healing Touch       When all is said and done, this life of growing pains will reach the pinnacle of what we need so much. A gentle and kind reach... The Healing To...
Posted by Malinda on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

People are People...People.

Who knew?
Posted by Malinda on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

Men and Women

Women:  Can do without sex and it doesn't even bother us.  What we can't do without is emotional connections.  Emotion leads to sex. Men:  Can't do without sex.  It bothers t...
Posted by Malinda on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST

The Urge...

Can a woman resist the urge to save a dying man close to home?  Why should she?
Posted by Malinda on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

Mind Control?

Can some men choose to control the stimulation of their "glands" through sheer mind control? Through "women" control? WOW!...
Posted by Malinda on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

"Dear Prudence...won't you come out tonight."

There are 5 basic sizes of vaginas...and 5 basic sizes of penises...they are... 1-2 inches        "Coyote" 2-4 inches        ...
Posted by Malinda on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Goofy Hat Bandit

The Goofy Hat Bandit struck in CA.  Anyone have other funny labels for wanted criminals?
Posted by Malinda on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:53:00 PST