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About Me

Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb. It is now an undesputed fact (based on consensus) that we have only ten years before the world will end in a catastrophe that will result in our entire planet suffering extreme weather, floods, droughts, epidemics and killer heat waves beyond anything we have ever experienced.
And the only way to avert this disaster is to join the Church of Envirofundamentalism now, and join us in our crusade to preach the Gospel of Inconvenient Truths to all corners of the globe.
No one disputes that the earth is experiencing an increase in temperature. There are some who will cite scientific evidence like increased sunspot activity, normal cycles of global climate and temperature, solar gamma radiation, changes in the earth's magnetic fields, and other nonsense like that. But we know better. Mankind is to blame, and he must be made accountable for his sins.
Under my leadership, the Church of Envirofundamentalism has already seen a stunning recruitment of young people throughout the world. Isn't it time that you accepted our tenants of faith and join us in our cause?
I look forward to welcoming you to our Crusade.
- Reverand Al

My Interests

Global warming, and mankind's singular and sole responsibility for it.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

I enjoy listening to anything that rocks.

Movies:

This is the only movie you will ever need to see:

An Inconvenient Truth

My Blog

Your Father Was Right, And You Are Causing Global Warming

Do you remember when you were a child and your father used to yell at you when you went in and out of the house and left the door open? "D----t, do you think you live in a barn? Close that g----...
Posted by Reverand Al on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

Proof That Our Efforts Are Working

There are some critics of EnviroFundamentalism who point out that we are seeing much less tropical weather systems than previously predicted and the climate is actually cooler than expected this ...
Posted by Reverand Al on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

An Easy Way To Dramatically Cut Your Carbon Footprint

Did you know that your consumption of processed, packaged foods contributes MORE carbon emissions to global warming than even your automobile? That's right! On average, the amount of energy requ...
Posted by Reverand Al on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Bloomberg's Fantastic Plan for a Greener Manhattan Skyline

CNN News - New York - April 24 Today New York City's Mayor Bloomberg announced that he is enacting an initiative to add greenspace to the city in order to fight local airborne pollutants and do the ci...
Posted by Reverand Al on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

Daily Proof That Mankind Causes Global Warming

At long last, we now have irrefutable proof by a consensus of scientists that global warming is real and is caused by mankind on a daily basis. This chart shows the average temperature measured durin...
Posted by Reverand Al on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

Record High Temps could surpass 125 degrees this Summer!

March 25, 2007 saw incredible record high temperatures in Milwaukee, Chicago, Atlanta, and many other cities. Whereas normal temperatures were usually in the low 70's on average, instead they we...
Posted by Reverand Al on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

Deperate Polar Bears Trying To Send Us A Message

So much of the Arctic Polar Bear's climate has already been destroyed by Global Warming. Greenland is no longer covered with snows and ice, well on its way to becoming a place of green fields of...
Posted by Reverand Al on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST

Daylight Savings Shift And Cutting Back On TV

As you may be aware, this weekend marks the first year that America's Daylight Savings Time will begin 2 weeks sooner and end 2 weeks later. Congress wisely extended this practice in an eff...
Posted by Reverand Al on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

A Statement Regarding Generation Investment Management

You may have heard recent criticisms of my purchases of Carbon Offsets that call into question my commitment to a pro-earth green lifestyle, specifically offsets purchased from a company called Genera...
Posted by Reverand Al on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Ours Is The Academy Award Winning Religion

I am so delighted that our film has won the 2006 ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST RELIGIOUS DOCUMENTARY, and that it is officially being recognized as the religion that represents the best salvation for all of...
Posted by Reverand Al on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST