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PENTAGON

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About Me

I know more about you than you think. I watch all and see all. I'm a protector and an invader. You all know me but not my identity. I can scare you or adore you from a distance. I respect you... until you break that trust. Then I conquer. You may not want me on your side, but you most certainly would want me to defend you. I changed my profile with help from pYzam

My Interests

World Domination! Winning the California Lottery. Going back to Skywalker Ranch. San Diego COMICON. College football (USC) and basketball (UCLA). Then there's the LITTLE guys... Boise St., Troy U., Western Kentucky, Central Michigan & Cincinnati U.Smacking stOOpid people. PIMPWAR.com. Ami Ayukawa. Brittany O'Connell. Beautiful redheads (that can tan). Most sports in general. Rooting for the underdogs. SHELLACKINGS. Earthquakes. Weather phenoms in general. The FEDS. Space and Science. Rumors. Conspiracy theories. What the hell was Tom Sizemore thinking? I also love being the story teller. I've got tons of fun or funny stories. Even BS ones. 80's video games I never beat. "J"Raffe hunting. I collect Giraffes. (All stuffed animals so far.) No, wait I'm a liar. I've eaten countless pieces of Zebra gum. Duh. Those are zebras... whoops. Honest mistake. Star Wars figures. No drama. Fog. Rain. (It's raining as I type.) Storm chasing someday. Geography. I love to learn from other people. Especially old/past civilizations. Ancient prophecies. The unknown. When things go terribly wrong! Why kids like the dumbest shows ever created? (Ok I'll admit it, I was a Doctor Shrinker, H.R. Puffinstuff, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, Buggaloes, Jason Of Star Command, Electra Woman and Dyna Girl, watching fool!) When Animals Attack. Asian sensations. Idiots in general (see above). Cat fights. (Both kinds) We spend BILLIONS of dollars helping other nations. Why don't we help our own country??? The National Deficit. Did you know, we're the ONLY country in the world that owes ourselves money??? (That's what our deficit is). Rugby. (Manchester United) Big money, big money- No whammies, STOP! Starting a real 'Dead pool'. My Space NEEDS more options! More categories! C'mon Tom. Keep up with the times. Lol. Finishing my OWN comic-- The "Bo" Adventures someday. I need certain peeps to agree to let me use them in my comic. SATAN-GOD-Rod Serling-Jerry Springer n' SHEDDING SARCASM just to name a few. ( It's a star-studded event!! )

I'd like to meet:

David Blaine. Stephanie McMahon. George Romero. George Lucas. Steven Spielberg. Traci Lords. Harrison Ford. Al Pacino. Robert Di Nero. A dead Lois. (Family Guy) A Sleestack. The Invisible man. Geri Ryan. The Rev. Henry Cain. ("You're all gonna die in there...!") The GOONIES. LeeLee Sobieski. Shannon Elizabeth. Nikki Cox. Adriana Lima. Charlize Theron. Jessica Rabbit. Ashley Judd. Michelle Trachtenberg.

Music:

Ho-boy...(Can't think that hard. I might blow a brain cell!) Massive Attack. SlipKnot. System of a Down. Korn. Pink Floyd. Led Zepplin (Most 70's era). Rage against the Machine. Paul Oakenfold. *Sigh* Lots more... someday I'll finish the list. I'll be a MAN and admit, Enya. The one song by what's-her-name, she sings "Blue", Oh yeah, LeAnne Rhimes. My lost angel from England- Charlotte Church. Weird Al Yankovic. Star Wars: Empire on Parade. The Chicken Dance! (Although I suck at it). Dr. Demento. The song from back in the early 90's I never knew who sang it- JEALOUS! N.W.A. Ice Cube. Ice T. Rap in general. Hip Hop. Easy E. Gangsta Rap. Good Hip Hop. Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz. (Most 60's too.) American Idol idiots. (Don't care who actually wins.) The Team America soundtrack..."America...fuck yeah!" The song Amazing Grace. Our National Anthem totally rocks! CombiChrist. Still adding..... Liquid Jazz. Acid Jazz. Natural Born Killers soundtrack. Crystal Method. Underworld. Moby. Groove Armada. Poe (Angry Johnny). Tool. Limp Bizkit. Dido. Bjork. White Zombie. *Radio*- H.G. Wells: Oct. 30th, 1938--Live broadcast of The O.G. War of the Worlds. Lots of classical music too. Electronica. CLASSICAL. Talvin Singh.

Movies:

STARWARS! I have spoken. ("...Not from a Jedi...") Too many to want to type out. Deal with it. GoodFellas. Heat. Forest Gump.[Run Forest!] (Not to be mistaken for Forest Hump). Traci Lords early stuff. Shawshank Redemption. SAW I II and III-- Now IV (Missing the intensity; but building a greater puzzle over-all). Nightmare on Elm Street. Exorcist.("Its Captain Howdy") Bachelor Party. ("... In medical terms...?' He's whacked out of his brain on drugs'...") Something 'More' about Mary. Harold and Kumar goto White Castle. Brave Heart. ("FREEDOM!!") Gladiator. Predator. Platoon. Saving Private Ryan. The Wedding Crashers. Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. Dodgeball. ("If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball") Alien. Aliens. ("Game over man...game over") TAPS. The Rock. American History X. Friday Night Lights. Water World...J/K... OG Bad Boys with Sean Penn. By Dawns Early Light. Silent Hill. The Hills have Eyes. (The OG Hills and the remake). Hills have Eyes 2 was good. Natural Born Killers. Patriot Games. Clear and Present Danger. How could I forget Scarface? (" oooo.. look at the pelicans...") Colors. ("Fuck you Pac Man") American Me. Wild Things. Boogie Nights. Traffic. KIDS. Poltergeist. Starship Troopers. The Serpent and the Rainbow. True Lies. The Cell. The Ring. Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind. Signs. OG 78' Dawn of the Dead. Black Hawk Down. Bad(der) Santa. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. ("Hey man just be glad I had fast reflexes") Euro Trip (unrated) [Scotty doesn't know!] Dirty Work. ("I've never seen so many dead hookers") Back to School. [The triple Lindy] American Pie I II and III. (M.I.L.F.)Half Baked. ("They killed 'Killer', yo") Bum Fights I II and III. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Don't Be A Menace to South Central while Drinking yo Juice in da Hood. ("Now children, what do you say when a nice man says 'hello'?" "Are you my daddy?")The Silence of the Lambs. Man on Fire. Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction. Kill Bill I and II. [Mmmm...GoGo] Anchorman. ("Brick killed a guy..") Old School. The Untouchables. [TOUCHABLE] Cruel Intentions. Happy Gilmore.... Hellraiser. Pans' Labyrinth. Little Shop of Horrors. (Feed Me!) The Day the Earth Stood Still. Revenge of the Nerds. (Nerds!!!!!) The Naked Gun I II and III. Hot Shots I and II. (damn you Topper Harley!) OG Planet of the Apes. (Plus 1 or 2 of the sequels.) Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. Just watched Borat this past weekend. (The hotel/CJ scene was one of the funniest moments in comedy history!!) DEATH OF A PRESIDENT!! (This movie was banned from the U.S.) It's content is the future assassination of President Bush!!!! (Done in past tense)Hopefully someday, The "Bo" Adventures- The Movie! I got it all! Drama. Romance. Action. Mystery. Saga. Thrills. Spills. Chills. One-liners. Sarcasm. Smart-ass-ness. Domination. Ass-whooping. Death. Carnage. Plenty of destruction. Homeless. Abuse. Sex. Greed. That-would-never-happenness. Fuck this idiots out-lookness-of-the-world. Strippers. Booze. More booze. Plenty-of-booze. Raging -booze-blackouts. Huh-ness??? Who-are-yous? Fuck that! **One critic, went so far to say," Iraq, Iran, I laughed, I cried".** He had to change his address. Need I say more? 28 Weeks Later ROCKED!!!! The previews DO NOT do it justice. (Paranoid that it WILL eventually happen.)The Usual Suspects.(Who is Kaiser Soze'?) The Bench Warmers. Jacobs Ladder. Blow. Deja Vu' was relatively insane! (I called the entire movie about half-way-through) Just watched The Wizard of OZ while listening to The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Trippy. (Gotta start the CD during the second lion roar) Then trip-out... Finally watched a boot-leg of The Simpsons Movie. Being a looong time fan, I gotta give it the dissapointing THUMBS down! Boooo!! Live Free or Die Hard is next...welp it was high octane! I have officially started my OLD SCHOOL 70's horror collection... added PHANTASM (78'). The other already being for-mentioned, Dawn of the Dead (79'). Let's not forget- Inside Man. 300 made me wanna go kill bunches of random people. tee-hee. J/k Finally watched The Devils Rejects... CLASSIC ending... that's how We'd wanna go out if we were in that position!!! Watched Belly again, and still can't figure out a word the Jamaican warlord says. Shooter was good. Hit Man was good-slightly confusing but good. American Gangster was dissapointing...waaay too long and drawn out. *a special shout-out to the brothas that sold me those 3 bootlegs!!*

Television:

Yes. I own one. A nice one too (50 inch HDTV). Oh... you mean actual tv. shows... 24. Twilight Zone. ("It's a cook book!!") Cable. March Madness. The 'gay-ass' BCS College Football National Championship. Survivor. Criminal Minds. MXC (Indeed.). Porn. Static when stuff doesn't work. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Live police pursuits (that's FREE entertainment people!) Reno 9-11. All Budweiser commercials. Pastor Melissa Scott on local cable. She's hot! (I'd "sin" all over her!) Who's Line is it Anyway?. Cartoons. OG Robotech. Watching Mike Tyson bite Evander Holyfields ear off! ON tv. SELECT tv. Channel 12 at the hotel I was staying at. (The naughty channel) Benny Hill...R.I.P.. X-Files. COPS. Rodney King riots back in the 90's. (Los Angeles) UFC. Breaking News. History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, ESPN, Scare Tactics (the 1st season- when it was actually good). GLOW. WWE. CNN. MSNBC. Fox News. Al Naipo Fox 11 news, Los Angeles. Chris Blanchford also Fox 11 news in Los Angeles. Married with Children. CHEATERS. Carlos Mencia: Mind of Mencia. Katt Williams. Rodney Dangerfield R.I.P.. George Carlin. The secret Monica Lewinski tapes. (Shhhhh...) Ren and Stimpy. (And the Lost Episodes!) CSI: Las Vegas. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. (Cartoon) Jericho was good the 1st season. (Now sorta blows.) The Shield. MTV-J. Robot Chicken. Star Trek:TNG. For those of you that actually watch/ed the t.v. show The O.C.(Orange County,Ca.), got some bad news for ya. That shit is filmed in the R.B. (Redondo Beach), H.B. (Hermosa Beach) & M.B. (Manhatten Beach). All 3 in the L.A.C.(Los Angeles County!) Master Minds. Sometimes MAD tv. The WEATHER channel when shits hitting the fan! Modern Marvels. Future Weapons. Comedy Central. Spike tv. National Geographic. Sun Dance channel. IFC - International Film Channel. Ghost Hunters! Have I already said, the news??? FMC - Fox Movie Channel; basically shows movies for free. (unedited) -But NOT what you'd like to see nightly.- The FIRST 48. "Why They Run"... a new series on MSNBC. Get Smart re-runs...classic. The Unit. Court T.V. Moment of Truth.

Books:

Books? What are books? I'm a magazine guy. Maxim. Sometimes STUFF. Playboy's collector editions. The "Hot Sheets", once in a blue moon. Sports mags. I even know how to read the newspaper! Ok I'll name one book, Vector Prime: A New Jedi Order. But I'm a SITH sorta guy. A dictionary, thesaurus and encyclopedia. Guinness book of World Records. Coloring books. Mad Libs. Do "bookies" count as a book? The Yellow pages? Strategy guides for Final Fantasy V and VI for the Game Boy Advanced. "Above Top Secret".

Heroes:

--Myself--. I can think freely and not depend on outside influences. Being independent and standing up for yourself is one of the most important issues in life today. Be true and strong for yourself!! Take ALL credit for accomplishments YOU made happen. DO NOT give it away to someone or something that doesn't exist. Also Hugh Hefner. *Cough *Cough...Ron Jeremy. True Aliens. Fire fighters. Anyone with more money in the bank than I do. Darth Vader. Super Chicken. The "DEAF" guy that hands out stickers for money at ridiculous prices at the local malls. Mimes. Telemundo news reporters taking fire during the North Hollywood shoot out!!! Godzilla!! Idiots that stay in trailer parks knowing a fucking tornado is bearing down on their assess! The UNIVERSE! BANG!!!

My Blog

March Madness

     Ok peeps. We're 5 weeks away from March Madness. Who's with me? Anyone living near me, feel free to drop by and watch with us. We have 50 inches of madness to watch it on! (not a s...
Posted by PENTAGON on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

Redondo Beach

Redondo P.D. has spent the New Year- with a female claiming to kill any cop that comes thru her front door. How cool is that!? Palos Verdes P.D., C.H.P. & Torrance P.D. are helping. S.W.A.T. has b...
Posted by PENTAGON on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:38:00 PST

Quality Myspace at its best....

: Her boyfriend was suposed to come over and watch a scary movie with her.Jessica was on Myspace looking at bulletins, when she noticed that her bo...
Posted by PENTAGON on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:06:00 PST

How embarrassing...

RBPD had an armed robbery occer this evening. Not even 200 feet away; across the street from the police station. 5 suspects in all. 3 male and 2 female. Armed with guns. They fled across the street to...
Posted by PENTAGON on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:41:00 PST

Colorado Rockies

Go COLORADO ROCKIES!!! Booo!!! Boston RedSox!!!The GAME is ON---...
Posted by PENTAGON on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Terrorsit Drills: Good luck Oregon

From Oregonian: The bomb's in place. The terrorists are ready. The city waits.As of 9 a.m. Tuesday, a lethal cloak of radiation will cover much of downtown Portland.It's all make-believe,...
Posted by PENTAGON on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

Oklahoma State Football Coach Mike Gundy...

Oklahoma St. football coach Mike Gundy recieves major PROPs!! He defended his QB the way every coach at any level should defend his/her palyers. His tirade of a published news paper article was 100% a...
Posted by PENTAGON on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:37:00 PST

So..the sky didn’t fall yesterday...

At least we took a shot at it. Some poor bastard lost a BILLION dollars!!! Whom-ever must've been a rat of the N.W.O.. Was fed (No..PUN intended) wrong INFO and now has paid the price. POOR, like most...
Posted by PENTAGON on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:30:00 PST

Cash in on PUT-OPTIONs....

Don't say WE didn't warn you!! Have you been watching the Stock Market? More IMPORTANTLY, have you been watching the London Market today?!? It plunged 30% today!!! You can bet your-assess we're NEXT! ...
Posted by PENTAGON on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

U.S. Air Force ordered to STAND DOWN tomorrow 9/14

It's NOT going to be a FULL 'STAND DOWN', but why have one in the 1st place? 100,000 Air Force personal have been givin the day off!! Only a hand full of F-15's and F-16's will be availabe. Sounds ver...
Posted by PENTAGON on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:59:00 PST