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About Me

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You've heard of all of the phenomenons... weeping statues, faces in grilled cheese sandwiches, etc.
Well, this is not a coincidence or an illusion. It's not a photoshopped magic trick. This is the real thing. ONLY the scenarios are the product of a warped and creative mind. The actual piece of popcorn does truly exist...and looks exactly as you see in the pictures. It lives in a Kenneth Cole watch box for now. But, you know...it's just temporary.
Now, on to his story...
From an everyday, average bowl of air-popped popcorn burst an icon... a "pop" culture phenomenon... an unbelievably well-hung freak of nature lovingly known as "The Amazing Popcorn Penis".
Here on his page you will see some of the historical photos from his archives. You will read the stories of this well-traveled vegetable-turned-model-turned-superstar.
Make him your friend in the event you have been graced enough to cross his path. For he is truly...Amazing.

My Interests

Travel, bungee jumping, hangin' with friends, watching "Desperate Housewives" and "My Name is Earl", crochet and needlepoint.

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities, musicians, everyday people, other penis shaped objects and ultimately...if fate smiles upon me...The Amazing Popcorn Vagina.

Music:

ANYTHING but Baroque. I do love Rock, Country, Rap, R&B and Polka. Basically anything that makes me wanna dance.

Movies:

Titanic, When Harry Met Sally, While You Were Sleeping, and ANYTHING with Ron Jeremy.

Television:

Desperate Housewives, My Name is Earl, The History Chanel and reruns of Full House. Well, to be honest with you...I like it all! Well, except for Rachael Ray.

Books:

Don't read alot. It's hard to turn the pages when you're built like me.

Heroes:

The air-popper that created me and John Holmes.