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the immaturist

I am not left handed

About Me

today is a new day so i don't know exactly how to describe what you are going to have to dea l with.

My Interests


You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because
there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by
damage to your rotting brain.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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I'd like to meet:

top five in no particular order: my grandfather, link, vito andolini, jesus, and be nder

Music:

Bad reigion, Alkaline Trio, Bouncing Souls, Old Suicide Machines, The Weakerthans, Green Day, Rumble Seat, Raiden, Less Than Jake, Sloan, Weezer, Skid Row, Falling Short, Minus Grover, Saves the Day, One Line Drawing, Mr. T Expieriance, James Taylor, Ween, Moods For Modern, Piebald, Decendents,Jim Croce, The eagles,Ben Folds 5, Del The Funky Homosapien, Nerf Herder,Sam Cooke,NoFx, New Found Glory, Voltare,Heuy Lewis and theNews, Fishbone, Scheprock, old Poison, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Guttermouth, and Elvis I'd like to thank the King.

Television:

Invader Zim, Family Guy, Home MOvies, space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Simpsons, any History Channel programs on Eygpt or Rome, The science Channel, Futurama, Dave Chapelle's show, Reno 911, Conan O'Brian, and that's about it.

Books:

they are better than tv and too many to list here

Heroes:

the people i look up to in this world

My Blog

what do u think?

 so i was on my way home from work this morning and as i took a drink of my beverage it spilled a little on my coat.  i then i started to think about all the food and drink i've dropped...
Posted by the immaturist on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:41:00 PST

Shadowmen

The clock read 2:35 as I sat up in my bed. Some distant noise had alerted my senses and engaged my awareness.  The heavy oak door in the entrance to the house closed softly, the upstair...
Posted by the immaturist on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST

bat in my belfry

5:59 a..m., all is quiet in small town monroe and yet something stirs as the early dawn stretches its fingers across the mornig sky. The weak light trickles upon the soft cheek off the sleeping theres...
Posted by the immaturist on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

under the knife

It's official, i now know that, yes, i have to go under the knife on monday. im really afraid to wake up in the recovery room with my shoulder all bionicle with wire and rebar hanging out at all ends....
Posted by the immaturist on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

the best part of being lonely

so it's been almost a month since my three year relationship ended and it only now strikes me the hardest. it's not that it didn't hurt to leave but all i can do now is look back and convince myself i...
Posted by the immaturist on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:59:00 PST

noone's asking?

So how is it that US forces dropped two 500lb bombs on Al-Zarkawi's safe house, have pictures of the craters left behind and yet His dead body is pretty enough for national media.  Does anyone el...
Posted by the immaturist on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:52:00 PST

i thought the wierdos came out at night

so i was on my home from work this morning and i passed the local watering hole for the factory's third shifters.  It's about what you're thinking, some old tractor barn by the river with outdoor...
Posted by the immaturist on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST

photo no how?

ok, i know im retarded but can someone tell me how to resize photos to 600k please?
Posted by the immaturist on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:43:00 PST

could you repeat that?

so i've been getting complaints that i don't pay enough attention to people in social functions.  to this my only defence is that i have to be atentive to only one person at a time due to diminis...
Posted by the immaturist on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:37:00 PST

same old story

god damn, another day left to rot here in rhode island.  i need to go home so badly i can taste it.  can't wait to get a little baked out and a lot drunk.  so tierd of watching the same...
Posted by the immaturist on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:21:00 PST