It's only flat on the bottom. |
It was a hot day, very hot, a real scorcher, a fry an egg on the sidewalk, a Satan feels right at home, kind of day. I was cruising down the back roads delivering bills to the poor in my maroon bomber...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST |
The great white hunter. |
Every year my father grows a large pumpkin patch, and every year the crows come in and try to poke holes in them, and every year my father is waiting for them with rifle in hand.
Well two years ago w...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:05:00 PST |
I'm in love! |
Deeply, madly, insanely, and all kinds of other descriptive words that end with ly... in LOVE!
My mind is consumed with thoughts of you. I dream of you and long for the taste of you. There isn't ...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:47:00 PST |
Time flys |
My son will be turning eighteen this Thursday, but it feels like just last week I was helping him glue macaroni on construction paper. And now I'm left wondering, how did it all go by so fas...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Can you help a brother out? |
I have received quite a few messages from desperate men, who clearly need some advice on how to score a lady. Could you please find it in your heart to help them out? Joey will be the first under the ...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST |
Green teeth |
Holy Shit! I kissed the blarney stone last night...At least that's what he called it..Ha! Ha! Actually I spent the evening consuming green beer friends...No! I mean, I spent the evening consuming...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST |
Do not read this! |
You're reading this... aren't you? You're wondering why I would post something and then tell you not to read it... aren't you? There is time to stop you know. You could stop reading this now...or...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST |
Warning! It's mushy |
Dear Kenny Dale,
Before you leave for Baghdad, I wanted to tell you how special you are. Ready?...Got your Kleenex handy? Cause here it comes....
You are an awesome friend. Never once have...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST |
AH HA! |
Often times I will find myself contemplating the great issues like, Just what is Kentucky Fried Chickens secret recipe? FYI...I figured that bad boy out a long time ago. It is salt, pepper, and Monoso...
Posted by Stacy Jo on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST |
I'm Psychic |
I have recently discovered that I possess great psychic ability. Yes it's true. I know things prior to many events and the only rational explanation is that I am Psychic.
Here are some examples.....
Posted by Stacy Jo on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST |
