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About Me

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Annoying body fascist who thinks that anyone who doesn't like Mr Bungle should be fucking shot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .--- oh and by the way ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------- Link to my model-making portfolio--- PORTFOLIO--------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- To visit my website - click on the banner ---- ------------------- we do rude shirts like these ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- Some recent artwork - sculpt for Corpsing album cover Some other bits of my work -- handpainted jacket (original painting by Michael Whelan) -------- some of my drawings -- ---------------Eddie 12" figure --
My Pirate Name Is...
Surgeon Sheik of Rumps What's Your Pirate Name?

My Interests

LIKES -Smoking crack & wanking in taxis. eating beans & this lotRude hedgehogs Swearing Buffy ------------------- These cartoons are good also- Rats on Cocaine oh yeah and drinking tea & cackling lots when cunty people get theirs. I'm such a vindictive arsehole eh, hehe. --------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- DISLIKES - Political Correctness, religion, politics, pushchairs. Gingham - especially in red or pink... who wants to wear a fucking tablecloth. Please stop. It's so very wrong. Whiney shit that sounds like Coldplay. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- CLAIMS TO FAME - I've met Metal Duck and you probably haven't. And I've seen Blacky in a nurse's dress. Hehehe.

I'd like to meet:

other arseholes, baddies & quackpots. :o) But NOT Red-Eye Retards trying to use me to bump up their numbers. Or getting in my face in real life either for that matter.. no-one that cunty. Although words cannot sufficiently express my disgust & contempt for such vermin, I can certainly have a go.

Music:

Voivod , Coroner , Project:Failing Flesh , E-Force , Celtic Frost , Possessed, Bathory, Linear Sphere , Akercocke , Corpsing , Immolation, Excommunion, Iron Maiden, Satyricon, Arcturus, Borknager, Therion, Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Sacrilege, Mithras, Red Harvest, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Nocturnus, Monster Magnet, Keep of Kalessin, Summoning, Ephel Duath, Mind Funk, Gojira, Spiral Architect, Massacre, Sabbat, Skyclad, Alchemist, Skyforger, Mayhem, Usurper, WASP, Running Wild, Finntroll, Nile, Bolt Thrower, E.X.E., Holy Terror, Vader, Yattering, Sadus, Forbidden, early Entombed, early Morbid Angel, early Pitchshifter, Slayer, Cancer, Carcass, Napalm Death, Mistress, Nuclear Assault, Unleashed, Limbonic Art, Sanctuary, Lunaris, Agent Steel, Faith No More, Neurosis, Isis, Cult of Luna, Ministry, Watchtower, Reverend Horton Heat, Candlemass, Solitude Aeturnus, Nevermore, Amorphis, The Cult, Zodiac Mindwarp, Eat Static, Orbital, Future Sound of London, Pressure of Speech, Juno Reactor, Cosmosis, Prana, Fluke, Ozrics, System 7, Hallucinogen, Electric Universe, Astral Projection, Kasabian, Curve, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Killing Joke, Tangerine Dream, Dead Can Dance, Fields of the Nephilim. etc. etc.I also like Manowar, Helloween, Duran Duran and Hammerfall, & some dodgy ol' hair metal like Tigertailz, so smack my arse and deduct 50 credibility points for that. ----------------------------------------- --------------------------- actually.. just deduct 50 points for every band that more than 3 people have heard of. Go on, be a cunt .. you know you want to...
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Movies:

Beavis and Butthead, Life of Brian.

Television:

Naaaaaah.

Books:

Sci-fi/fantasy, funny stuff and filth. Fave authors - Robert Rankin , Piers Anthony , Isaac Asimov, Iain Banks, Terry Pratchett, Philip Pullman, Charles Stross, Mark Manning. Any books by LaVey, and any rockstar autobiographies. Harry Potter. Viz of course. I have made a detailed study of Roger's Profanisaurus, also I am attempting the study of "How To Say Fuck Off In 50 Languages". I'm a bit crap with languages though.----------------Everyone should read this book. and this one.

Heroes:

Derek & Clive.

My Blog

what's making me chuckle...

Dying Fetus - Kill your mother rape your dogMwahahahaaaSkeletor Vs BeastmanHeheheeIggy Pop's tour riderClass.. page 18 "Dead Dog Island"Yngwie Malmsteen's Recipe Book PromotionBuy his book or he'll fu...
Posted by Head Villain on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Any more Red Eye Retards want to request me as a "friend?" Read this first, you kneefuckers

I wanted to put Kneefucking Dogwankers but that was too long... Isn't it strange how, after YEARS of being treated like a total cunt, everyone seems to be kissing my ass all of a sudden? Yet anot...
Posted by Head Villain on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST

hahaHAHA-I-didn't-know-ducks-could-catch-hepatitis-haha-HAHA hah- ha-ha

Heheheh. Call me petty if you want, but when I recently found out that some twat who tried putting curses on me a few years back is dying of AIDS now, I laughed my tits off. I love to see this kind of...
Posted by Head Villain on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST

Squirrels on crack!!!

High up in the trees... In sunny Brixton, squirrels have apparantly been stealing crack from drug addicts, by digging up stashes hidden in people's front gardens, according to my local paper. There ha...
Posted by Head Villain on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:44:00 PST

Cheeky squirrel

Posted by Head Villain on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:34:00 PST

More pretty pictures

The naughty squirrel is getting cheekier! She (lady squirrel, I got it wrong before) has taking to burrowing in my bed & hiding chocolate under my pillow. ...
Posted by Head Villain on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:32:00 PST

New tattoo

I hope Piggy would approve! Thanks to Brad at Sims Tattoos in Croydon. Top bloke. ...
Posted by Head Villain on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:27:00 PST

Bollocks to it all

Where is this burst of creativity we're all supposed to be having then? I don't feel like doing anything right now.
Posted by Head Villain on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:39:00 PST

Animal's sixth sense :-)

The animals have been coming to say hello this week! The hugest, hairiest spider ever came into my kitchen last night, couldn't believe it.. a real beauty! Lucky I like spiders.. Then today the naught...
Posted by Head Villain on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 03:30:00 PST

Correction.

Friday=shittest day ever. R.I.P. Denis.
Posted by Head Villain on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:02:00 PST