I have a lot of interests, but these days I'm mostly into fighting crime and getting free meals while I'm doing it.
I know what you're thinking right now. And ten minutes from now.
I work with the Santa Barbara Police Department, cracking cases with my remarkable powers of observation, my keen perception, and occasionally the head of my assistant, Gus.
And speaking of Gus, his official title is "Special Helper". He doesn't like it, but has yet to come up with anything better. You can check out his official myspace page HERE .
I like restaurants and dogs. I also like fun, but unlike a lot of people (namely, my aforementioned assistant), I believe that you can and should have fun everywhere. This is why I've crisscrossed the country working practically every kind of job there is. You can see my resume HERE .
If you're still dying to know more about me, you can actually visit my office here and even read some of my old letters HERE .
Alright. Enough. I'm tired of this. Leave me a message.
Acoustic classical postpunk disco. It's a very small subgenre.
Yes. I've been thrown out of a number of movies.
I own three of them.
Anything by Sarah Vowell. "Anything" is not the title of the book, although I imagine if she wrote a book with that title, I'd read it.
Jonas Salk. Linus Pauling and the guy who invented Fritos, I think his name was Charles Frito, I'm not sure. But he sure makes a tasty chip.