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Gus

About Me

I'm one-half (and sometimes two-thirds) of PSYCH, Santa Barbara's premier psychic detective team. The other half - Shawn Spencer - is my best friend. He's the psychic one. I'm responsible for everything else: driving, reasoning, proofreading, keeping things organized and whatnot.
And even though Shawn had the title "Special Helper" printed on my business cards - his said "Professional Prognosticator and Understandor (sic) of the Great Beyond - my end of it is a bit more involved.
In addition, I've got a great job as a salesman for one of California's largest Pharmaceutical Concerns. I've been Salesman of the Month four times. I've got a couple of blogs - one on this page and another one here .
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Buzz Aldrin, Duane Allman, Franz Schubert, Tim Curry, Bob Marley, Denzel Washington, Art Garfunkel, Harry Belafonte, Tony Orlando, Joseph Campbell, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Laurence Fishburne, Charo.

My Blog

Tales Out of School

Hail to thee O Leland BosseighWe are your subjects true.Thine ideals prevail, our loyalty doesn't failWe sing to honor you.From mountains to oceanWe sing of Bosseigh fair:Our song doesn't wane as we i...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Clothes Make the Man

I've heard it said that a modestly well-dressed man never fails to impress. Yes, never. And truer words were never spoken.It's one thing to be sitting alone in your office in a polo shirt covered in t...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:52:00 GMT

I’m Just Saying

People ask me all the time if there's ever been any friction between Shawn and me in the years we've known each other. I always answer metaphorically. I mean think about it: I'm Bran Flakes and he's L...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Unrequited

I suppose, what with Valentine's Day and all, it probably couldn't hurt to take on the big pink disaster called love. After all, this Valentine's is the third one in a row where I bought exactly one b...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:42:00 GMT

Age and Wisdom

Between Shawn and Henry vying to crack the Glorious Pines Retirement Community case and my regrettable (and mercifully brief) stretch as a candy striper, I got to thinking long and hard about getting ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Hurricane Mira

You without sin can cast the first stone. We've all done things on a whim we might not do otherwise. We get bad haircuts. We buy kittens and cars and sweater vests. We order another round.I got marrie...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:18:00 GMT

Meet the Gusters

Somehow I get the feeling that you thought meeting my parents was going to explain a few things about me, but instead, the whole affair just left you with more questions. Believe me, I'm feeling you. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Us Before Psych

There's been a lot of talk since Shawn and I began this whole enterprise about the sheer number of jobs he's held since we graduated high school in '94. And it's true.If overemployed was actually a re...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:00:00 GMT

The Banana Cure

So I'm sick. And it's not the "sick" I hear the kids using, as in "Did you see MTV Cribs? G-Unit's Hummer is sick, yo."This is different. It's the forehead-burning, chill-having, energy-draining, wear...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:25:00 GMT

Pharma FAQs

As regular visitors to this space already know, there's simply no end to the fascinating world of pharmaceuticals. And it probably comes as no surprise that as a representative of a large pharmaceutic...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:00:00 GMT