I'd like to meet:
SUBWAY COWGATE - EDINBURGH
We'll Be Running Around Edinburgh Tomorrow Afternoon Handing Out Flyers So If Ya See Us Then Come Over And Chat We Wont Bite YaWE ONLY WANNA EAT YOUR BRAINS !so yeah we hope that you'll be in the vicinity and that you'll be able to come along to this science fiction double featureplease do us proud and prove yourself a true middens follower by reposting this folksthanks to one and all that doWE LOVE YAThe Middens
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Hello fuckers and beautiful people!
I made this profile to give you what YOU want ,
locally , in Scotland...
We Will:
Post Bulletins for you
Find answers to your questions
Post Blogs for you
Whore your sweet ass to a targeted , local audiance
Welcome you to leave your Links and Flyers and Banners as COMMENTS , no huge images please
Just message me what you need done and I will sort if out asap
Want to Promote your band ,
Fill your venue,
Get
content for your publication,
Break into modelling ,
Hook up with cute burds?
Join here drop a line,
there will be someone that can help you with whatever you want locally in Scotland!
The idea is to brainstorm all our talents and
CROSS_PROMOTE
with each other
We are looking for, In no partuiclar
order,shape,size,colour or degree of mental sanity:
Scottish Bands
Scottish Models
Scottish Fanzines and Publications
Scottish Filmakers
Scottish Photographers
Music Lovers ,
Sugar Daddies ,
Journalists ,
Troublemakers,
Groupies ,
Jackasses ,
Hot Girls ,
Horny Lads ,
Plastic Surgeons ,
Mums ,
Tattoo Artists ,
Merchantize Promoters,
Graphic Artists,
Webdesigners,
Lawyers ,
Caterers,
Sound Engineers,
Rich Perverts ,
Hairdressers ,
Makeup Artists ,
Set-Builders ,
Costume Designers,
Whores,
Bored People ,
Happy and/or Shiny People
Shoplifters,
Designated Drivers ,
Club Promoters,
ANYBODY Scottish
Music:
Sick Of The Same Old Shite Week In Week Out On The Radio ?
Fancy Hearing Summin That Those Fucks Wouldn't Play Usually?
Well So Are We And Heres Your Opportunity To Do Summin About It And At The Same Time Help The Middens Out !!
We Have Two Tracks Up For Download
It'll Cost Ya Like £1:50 For Both Of Them
Or
£0:75p For One
One Is The Album Version Of "Softly Softly"
The Other is The Single Version Of Everyones Favourite
"PURPLE PEOPLE EATER"
Now All We Are Asking Is That You Spare A Penny For Your Mates
Hell We'd Do It For You Guys
Because These Downloads Count In The
OFFICIAL UK SINGLES CHART!
So What Are Ya Waiting For ..
Help Us Out By Buying A Download And At The Same Time We'll Hit The Charts And They'll Be Obliged To Give
AIRPLAY TO THE MIDDENS !!!
hahahahahaha
*us on national radio / tv etc*
you know it can only end in tears
so c'mon lets do this folks
we'll love you guys more than we already do for it
Cheers
The Middens
xxxxx
*use the links below to buy the tunes*
Thanks Again Folks