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Dann 0)))

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About Me

When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords. It was a bad time for the empire. The shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. My father would come home to mother each night and he would forget the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever.

My Interests

Abrasions. Contusions. Night-putting. Polishing my Gats. Nurturing injured waterfowl. Sometimes, when the moon is full, I can hear my talent being squandered.

I'd like to meet:

The person who picks the music to lure children to Ice Cream trucks.

Music:

The sound of one hand clapping. The sound of one dan tapping. The clown of one man rapping. The Enchanting Rhythyms of the Universe.

Movies:

Home. Silent. Midnight. Free.

Television:

It's that thing in your house with the moving pictures...but they don't really live in there.

Books:

"Dino:Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams" and "Country: The Twisted Roots of Rock 'n' Roll" by Nick Tosches. Chandler, Cain, Hammett, Thompson, Ellroy. Carver. Kafka. Salinger. "Winning Low Limit Hold 'Em" by Lee Jones. "Soul On Ice" by Eldridge Cleaver. The entire "Literature for Dummies" series.

Heroes:

Zentra, baby. Rest In Peace, Jake.

My Blog

Did you know...

There's a disease called Leprechaunism? Your shrink up and get all withered, and then you start chasin' kids around talking about your "Lucky Charms." Well, I don't know about the last part, but the...
Posted by Dann 0))) on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST

People I Have Beaten With Sticks

As of this writing, I have not beaten any person with a stick.But watch yourself, if you know what's good for you. Check the link yo: Raising Canes.
Posted by Dann 0))) on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:25:00 PST

Persona Non Grata

Dear Diary-- Who the f&*k is Tom?
Posted by Dann 0))) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST