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Honest Nick

About Me

I'm bringing asshole back.

My Interests

Counting freckles, latenight landscaping, rocking the Kasbah, chasing the dragon, shooting the curl, gleaming the cube, biting the ass, taking the piss, spitting the winkle, popping the top, hitting the bottom, killing your relatives. Slowly.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a lot of money.

Music:

The sound of a chainsaw ripping through a virgin rainforest is music to my ears.

Movies:

Das Boot. U 571. Hunt for red october. Das Boot Special edition extended directors cut.

Television:

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Books:

Books are for assholes.