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Yvonne

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About Me

I'm originally from the PNW and miss the rain but have lived in the East Village long enough to miss the rubble. I work hard, play hard & read too much. I tell great stories, really bad jokes & sometimes I write really annoying poetry. I often can be found struggling my way up or down some random hill or mountain...that is, when I'm not at work or in school or reading or trying to write...I don't have much patience for people who bitch about life & do nothing to make it better or those people who "forget" people are dying every day in Iraq & Afghanistan, and those who complain about "immigrants" and seem to forget that there are few of us who aren't "immigrants" and those people who... other than that, I'm fairly tolerant. Oh & bad writing makes me very, very sad...but not as sad as people who "don't have time to read," or "don't have time to volunteer," and bad shoes...I really do not like bad shoes...especially "man-sandals" and "crocs"...and then there are those people who like really bad music and have never heard of the Clash or Miracle Legion or Earth or Mudhoney or the Stooges or Public Enemy or those people who think they can dance really, really well & just can't...I do, however, dance very well though not so well since I broke a toe coming down a trail too fast...and I quite enjoy a good conversation - when I'm not too busy mentally correcting sentence structure or privately commenting on people's shoes. Really...what WERE you thinking? but mostly, I'd rather just read a book...

My Interests

Music, books, film, shoes, books, hiking, men with large shoulders, beer, books, men with large brains, shoes, vintage cars, books, Rugby, bad TV...Did I mention books? oh & poetry...good poetry can be very, very sexy. but bad poetry makes me very sad. I also really like a good tattoo in the right place on the right person. Serious side: volunteer work for Books for Soliders, Soldiers Angels, NY Cares and whatever other small things I can do to help & no, that doesn't mean I'll help you move into your new apt.

I'd like to meet:

Famous people? I don't usually care about famous people but, I guess: Dorothy Parker, Edith Piaf, Gloria Steinem, Johnny Cash, John Trudell...I meet lots of people - some of whom I really like. Generally, I enjoy meeting people who give a damn, read good books & can put words together well...especially if they wear good shoes...and don't like sucky music. People who work toward the greater good w/out being all righteous about it are people I like to spend time with.For those who've asked, I'm not really interested in getting photos of you or your buddies w/no clothes on, sorry. I do meet many nice men & someday I hope to settle down with a man with the following attributes: big heart, big shoulders, big brain, no wife, no smoking, a thorough understanding of the importance of sentence structure and specificity of language and a tolerance for my early nights and sometimes very late nights and an understanding and appreciation of the fact that I will often go for walks on my own & it doesn't mean I'm "mad" & sometimes, I just need to read a book & be left alone & sometimes I need to go climb something & sometimes I just want to stay home and watch baseball and drink beer and sometimes, often, I need to get on a soapbox & go and try to save the world and...

Music:

X, John Doe, Steve Earle, Ralph Stanley, Tom Waits, Billie Holiday, Stooges, Waterboys, wilco, the cramps, James Intveld, Johnny Cash, Rollins, Patsy Cline, Dropkick Murphys, the Blasters, Throwing Muses, Miracle Legion, Skynyrd, Pogues, Public Enemy, Social D, Mozart, Haydn, AC/DC, Dean Martin, Elvis, Supersuckers, Mudhoney, Wagner, Gun Club, Calexico, giant sand, Neubaten, Nick Cave, You Am I, Public Enemy, Jesse Dayton, Boo-YA Tribe, anything played on guitar by John Williams or Carlos Montoya, swans, live skull, black flag, jawbreaker, Screaming Trees, Sky Cries Mary, Afghan Whigs, John Trudell, Drill Team, Big Satan Inc., MC5, Misfits, BARRY WHITE, Creedence... some Stones songs, the VIOLENT FEMMES... music made by friends (mostly)... so many more...right now I'm listening to THE CURE and being reminded of how much they completely rule(d).

Movies:

belle et la bete, the indian runner, The Big Sleep, the Thin Man, Nosferatu, Miller's Crossing, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona, Young Frankenstein, Band of Outsiders, Apocalypse Now, Punch Drunk Love, The Princess Bride, The Wild Bunch, Frankenstein, Dracula (1932), High Noon, Angel Heart, Fire Walk With Me, Gunner Palace, Le Roi de Couer, Bladerunner, Spiderbaby, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Carnival of Souls, most karate movies & so many, many, many more...

Television:

the Avengers, CSI, NCIS, Medium, Supernatural, HEX, Survivor Man, and way too much "Book TV" and Discovery Channel & Travel Channel & PBS & I've been watching random episodes of Twin Peaks lately, repeatedely... I need to watch less TV & read more books apparently.

Books:

Ulysses, Finnegans Wake, Cormac Mc. - all of it, Denis Johnson - Already Dead, A Company of Wolves, Jarhead, Wuthering Heights, Mona Lisa Overdrive, The god of small things, anything & everything by Chris Offutt, most Brian Evenson, Gravity's Rainbow, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, Wm Gass, Wm Gaddis, Fahrenheit-451, Vonnegut, Harry Crews, So Long & Thanks for All the Fish, A Good Man Is Hard to Find, Saki, Dorothy Parker, Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man, The Moviegoer & Lancelot/Percy, Cry My Tears the Policeman Said/Philip K. Dick, Written on the Body, Sherman Alexie, most Jim Thompson, most Vollmann, LA Confidential, James Lee Burke, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse, Time's Arrow, Hopscotch, Generation Kill, If I Die in a Combat Zone, Lydia Davis, Howard Zinn, and I just read RAY by Barry Hannah (!!), and Peter Markus (Fish! Boy! Mud!) and I also just read The Pajamaist/M. Zapruder - (good poetry RULES!) and I also just read Maps to Anywhere/Bernard Cooper and some collection of Mesopotamian poetry that I got for a dollar which is really, really great and lorrie moore and wg sebald and UNDERWORLD and did I mention James Salter and Housekeeping and Wm. Maxwell and...

Heroes:

my parents and other attractive, kind people who can put a f**king sentence together. GOOD writing teachers (swofford, offutt, helen s.). Those who serve & those who give a damn.

My Blog

come see me read

Come see me read November 2nd at earshotnyc
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:22:00 PST

happy dead Elvis day

just wishing all of you a very happy dead Elvis day...
Posted by Yvonne on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

too damn hot & dirty

just got back from hiking in the Swiss alps and all I can say is, who would want to be in NYC in August? it is so disgusting I don't think I'll go out again until the fall...ick.
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

come see me read 7-25 eek!

I'll be reading on 7/25 at Bar on A as part of the Guerilla Litreading series - starts at 7:30 (or so they tell me). 
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST

some fiction

more self-promotion...Compass Rose
Posted by Yvonne on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

a little sickening self-promotion...

some poetry poetic diversitySubtle TeaRoux Press...
Posted by Yvonne on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST