I was born 17th April, 1971. My star-sign is Aries. I had my horoscope done by my mum's friend Kath, who is an expert. She said a typical Aries is
Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted
This is exactly right. I am all of these things. I was a bit annoyed that she hadn't mentioned intelligence but when I asked her if Aries was intelligent she said definitely. I was embarrassed to ask if Aries are good lovers because my mum was in the room, but I know the answer is yes.
I am Assistant Regional Manager at Wernham Hogg, which I personally think is the best paper merchants in Thames Valley area. If you need to buy some paper in bulk, please e-mail me. (No time wasters. I'm too busy.)
My life is like Ibiza Uncut. I have been known to party until 3am and then get up at 7am to go to work WITHOUT A HANGOVER!!! (Never get hangovers, don't believe in them.) My defence, your honour, is that I have the maddest mates this side of a mental home.
