MY 2 FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE:
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WORDS TO LIVE BY:
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
~peter griffin
GUYS THAT I'D GO GAY FOR:
I would like to meet you if pulling up to a stop light w/ m.c. hammer or new kids on the block blasting and dancing and singing while people laugh at you sounds fun ,or if you like to go to the mall and sit on the bench and watch gothic kids or little thugs go by while laughing at how stupid they look,or if your idea of a fun friday night includes going bowling or miniature golfing and then seeing Bring It On 3 or BaseKetball 2 instead of Star Wars 14 or Lord of The Rings 9,or if a fun night includes dinner and a trivial pursuit marathon and if you realize that life is to short to be filled with drama and mind games and that life is supposed to be lived with the most fun humanly possible and to the fullest.I enjoy classy girls that enjoy run-on sentences,and that do not require proper punctuation and capitalization and also ladies that respect themselves,if you have been split more times than 2 aces at a blackjack table in vegas,please do not apply,If jokes about nationalities,race,or sexual preferance offend you then i am not the guy for you,If you are so up tight that you can't laugh at "how do you make a gay guy scream twice? stick it in his ass then wipe your dong off in his curtains!!" then please move on to someone more your cup of tea,like hitler or osama,and remember if you don't think that i am the coolest guy on earth then you are letting the terrorists win!!! THE ONLY WOMAN I WILL EVER LOVE:
PLEASE DISREGARD ANYTHING JUST READ IF YOU DON'T RESEMBLE ONE OF THESE LADIES: