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TonyV182

Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch

About Me

QUITE POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE ..> Hand-job Protest Song on FunnyOrDie.com ..> Obviously you realize that i am attractive but when you are finished taking a gander at my page you will realize what millions already have,that i am the coolest guy on the planet!!!!! If you want to send me a friend request awesome,but please send me a message with it telling me just how cool i am and also why you think you are worthy of me adding you as my friend,i recently ran out of ladies to have relations with in florida(coral springs) and chicago(north aurora/naperville) so i have decided to try my luck with the cali ladies in L.A.
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU KNOW THAT BREAST FED FROM BOTH PARENTS???
ROCKIN' OUT WITH MY COCK OUT...ALMOST!!!
MOMMY ALWAYS SAID I WAS A REAL MANS MAN!!!
I RECENTLY GOT OUT OF AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP:
I SCARE CHILDREN:
I AM VERY HIP TO THE LATEST FASHIONS:
I ALSO ENJOY PIGGY BACK RIDES(HAPPIER TIMES):
SOMETIMES I HAVE UN-NATURAL FEELINGS ABOUT CARTOONS:
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My Interests


MY 2 FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE:

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WORDS TO LIVE BY: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually." ~peter griffin

GUYS THAT I'D GO GAY FOR:

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet you if pulling up to a stop light w/ m.c. hammer or new kids on the block blasting and dancing and singing while people laugh at you sounds fun ,or if you like to go to the mall and sit on the bench and watch gothic kids or little thugs go by while laughing at how stupid they look,or if your idea of a fun friday night includes going bowling or miniature golfing and then seeing Bring It On 3 or BaseKetball 2 instead of Star Wars 14 or Lord of The Rings 9,or if a fun night includes dinner and a trivial pursuit marathon and if you realize that life is to short to be filled with drama and mind games and that life is supposed to be lived with the most fun humanly possible and to the fullest.I enjoy classy girls that enjoy run-on sentences,and that do not require proper punctuation and capitalization and also ladies that respect themselves,if you have been split more times than 2 aces at a blackjack table in vegas,please do not apply,If jokes about nationalities,race,or sexual preferance offend you then i am not the guy for you,If you are so up tight that you can't laugh at "how do you make a gay guy scream twice? stick it in his ass then wipe your dong off in his curtains!!" then please move on to someone more your cup of tea,like hitler or osama,and remember if you don't think that i am the coolest guy on earth then you are letting the terrorists win!!! THE ONLY WOMAN I WILL EVER LOVE:

PLEASE DISREGARD ANYTHING JUST READ IF YOU DON'T RESEMBLE ONE OF THESE LADIES:

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My Blog

IVE NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO SHOW A BIG GAL THE DOOR...BUT A LINE NEEDS TO BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE!!!

MEET CHLOE MARSHALL...(NO SHE IS NOT BLAIR FROM THE FACTS OF LIFE)CHLOE IS 16 YEARS OLD,SHE LIVES IN SULLEY,ENGLAND AND WEARS A SIZE 16. I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING "BUT TONY WHY THE HELL IS T...
Posted by TonyV182 on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE BUT THIS STORY IS BLOG WORTHY...

Last night, my girlfriend and I were getting ready for sexy time.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said, "WHAT??!! What...
Posted by TonyV182 on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST

I FOUND OUT TODAY THAT 26 IS FAR TOO OLD FOR WARPED TOUR...

I FINALLY GOT TO SEE WARPED TOUR IN L.A. AND BY THE END OF THE DAY I REALIZED A FEW THINGS ACTUALLY A LOT OF THINGS AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU:-I USED MY VERY LIMITED L.A. CONNECTIONS TO ...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

A SURE SIGN THAT YOU WILL ALL BE MOURNING MY SUICIDE VERY SOON...

ALMOST EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS ON MYSPACE ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND KNOW ME PERSONALLY,FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DO NOT KNOW ME PERSONALLY AND JUST THINK I AM A REALY REALLY SEXY,CHARISMATIC AND ALL AROUND A...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:32:00 PST

CARSON DALY ='S ZERO CHARISMA

1. Do you like chinese food?YES!!!2. How big is your bed?QUEEN3. Is your room clean?SPOTLESS4. Laptop or Desktop computer?BOTH DEPENDING ON WHERE I AM5. Favorite comedian?CARLOS MENCIA,DAVE CHAPPELLE,...
Posted by TonyV182 on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:31:00 PST

NEVER PLAY CHARADES WITH DEAF PEOPLE...THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!!!!

1. When was your last kiss? CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT2. Do you believe in God? YES...BUT IN YOUR OWN WAY NOT BIG ON THE CULTS!!!3. How many US states have you been to?LIKE 374. How many of the US states h...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:39:00 PST

WHERE DO FAT GIRLS GET OFF HAVING A HIGH SELF-ESTEEM?????

1. Given a homeless guy more than $5?NOPE,IF YOU WORKED LIKE A 1/2 HOUR FOR IT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT IS TOO LAZY TO WORK2. Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night ou...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

I MILKED A BULL ONCE...IT WAS AWESOME

i am a bit moody so i thought thought i should write a little something that may be considered a rampage of my current annoyances...first off i am so tired or seeing chicks on my space that have like ...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST

NEVER PLAY CHARADES WITH DEAF PEOPLE...THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!!!!

What side of the bed do you get out of? RIGHT,LEADS ME OUT THE DOORThe hand you hold your fork with? DOESN'T MATTER, USUALLY I USE 2 FORKS AT ONCE The foot you put a shoe on first? THE FIRST ONE I S...
Posted by TonyV182 on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:20:00 PST

A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL KNOWLEDGE FO YA ASS!!!!

1. What was the first car your family had?:I REMEMBER A PISS YELLOW MERCEDES(LIKE WHAT THE HAITIANS DRIVE NOW)2. What was the name of your first pet and why?:A BLACK LAB NAMED LICORICE AND A CAT NAMED...
Posted by TonyV182 on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST