My dog.
Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.
My cat.
NASCAR.
Tony Stewart.
Dallas Clark.
Paul Rudd.
The Rat Pack.
The Brat Pack.
The Frat Pack...
..
Anything. Almost anything.
All porn. Almost all porn.
All porn all the time.
Porn porn porn.
:P
24.
Alf.
I don't read. Really. Seriously. Don't ask me to.