ANNOUNCEMENTS
January 13 to February 2, 2008
Situational awareness in MySpace High role-play:
A new teacher who likes to refer to himself as "Sir" has joined the ranks of faculty at MySpace High. His arrogance combined with his ignorance of the MSH Brats inspired a little mischief from the brat pack. Being told to write essays without a topic, Sir leaves the girls unsupervised in the classroom to work. Ally decided to write her essay in honor of Sir's new nickname 'Cupcake.' Erica decided to write about The Shame of our country's educational system (perhaps Sir should use his spell checker), Kat decided to graphically describe ancient pagan fertility rites, and Nicky decided not to write an essay at all.
Apparently Sir does not have a sense of humor. The next day he approached the brats and requested to meet with them one on one. Ally met with Sir first and was lectured, spanked, and assigned lines to be completed before tomorrow mornings class. A punished Ally was then sent out to fetch Kat from the quad for her dose of punishment.
Sir seems to have underestimated Kat. Upon hearing what happened to Ally, Kat refused to see 'Cupcake' and decided to skip school instead. Ally and Erica join her as the girls head out of the school and into the woods that border the grounds. Poor Nicky is caught by Sir before she has a chance to join them, and she is quickly relocated back to his classroom.
Mr. Tanner has troubles all his own. The back windshield to his BMW was shattered by a rock. With no witnesses and only a rock to go on, Mr. Tanner hopes that DNA evidence will work to his favor. Perhaps this rock will be the clue to solving who broke into his office and stole his paddles, as well as who defaced school property by spray painting graffiti all over the school's wall.
Meanwhile: Ally, Erica, and Kat take the shortcut through the woods that lead to Kat's mother's house. Unfortunately, Ally's guardian decided to choose that moment to take his morning jog. Out of breath, the girls reach Kat's house and relax inside.
First in my office this week (January 17):
To everybody at MySpace High. I am looking for a server that allows us some Web publishing space. If you know of any available space please share it with me so I can get the MySpace High Year Book on-line, as well as a published copy of the student handbook.
check this bulletin board once every two weeks
END OF ANNOUNCEMENTS
SALUTATION
Letter from the vice principal / headmaster
REQUIREMENTS NEW STUDENT
SAMPLE REQUIRED ADMISSION LETTERS FOR ENTERING MYSPACE HIGH
No one will be admitted to this institution, either as a student or faculty member unless you write a letter requesting admission. Please use the letters below as a reference.
Rules of MySpace High
If you seek admission to MySpace High, please read the following messages in the blog section of this institution. All four topics are links to the subject matter of each; in other words, click one and read it, then return to read the other three.
*Letters and Comments Etiquette
*Student Behavior
*Student Expectations
*Discipline of Student Conduct
Familiarization with the messages and practice of them will help you integrate into the institution.
Curtis Elementary School,
where Mrs. Julie Burns'
paddle reigned supreme
until 1977.
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