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Helvis the Destroyer

Too weird to live, too rare to die

About Me

OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE AN ALIEN IMPLANT IN MY ASS!!

My Interests

Interesting things

I'd like to meet:

Spasto ninja monkeys!

Music:

I'm so very obsessed with the music... everything from Schubert to Tool... I'm in to all of it... except rap...

Movies:

Movies... oh the movies.... I watch so many movies...

Television:


Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Hunter S. Thompson or Danny Clowes

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Maynard James Keenon, Bobby Oppenheimer... but most of all, samy is my hero.

My Blog

I’m taking a break from drunken video games to blog for a minute... hope you don’t mind.

WOW! It’s been like a million and a half moments since last time I blogged drunk... or blogged at all, for that matter. Life has been... interesting... lots of interesting new adventures, misadv...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:19:00 PST

I’m dreaming of a greeeeeen ’vismas!

And in less than 24 hours I'll be off on an incredible journey! Ahhh... to fight the traffic of 2 provinces and a state... sounds better to say '2 completely different countries!' sounds like it's a l...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:51:00 PST

Sooooo... Christmas is coming... I should probably update my blog, eh?

Well... it's been a good 6 months since I've gotten around to writing a blog... seems I write much more in the winter... the lack of light seems to get the juices flowing a lot more. So it's getting c...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:10:00 PST

too tired to think up a subject (cross post)

Well... it would seem that I'm working too much to actually see any of my friends now. I think last weekend was pretty much the end of it. I just got home after working 17 hours... it felt like I hadn...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

Mr. Vonnegut... you will be dearly missed.

Last night, the author Kurt Vonnegut Jr. succumbed to brain injuries sustained in a fall several weeks ago. This affected me profoundly as would the passing of any of my heros, literary or otherwise. ...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

And yet another random holliday is upon us!

After ages of silence... I figure I should probably get around to posting a blog. It's been an interesting... uhh... how long has it been since I posted last? Shit... who cares? Nothing all that unusu...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

THE MARCHING MORONS... a short story... not by me

I watched a film a few weeks back that caused me a fair amount of thought. It was a cautionary story about dysgenics and really got my brain realing. Below is the opening of the film... ...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST

Oh jesus... I can't believe I'm posting this... Why am I posting this?

WRATH Who did you last get angry with? $Me What is your weapon of choice? $Moshpit Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? $ I'll warn first... several times... but if she persists.... yeah. I...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST

Venice is Sinking (non sequitously)

Ahhh... the mighty paralyser... there's just something about it... perhaps it's the fact that it's a fairly prissy drink but it's got such a manly name! Well... in calibration of the almighty paralyse...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:01:00 PST

Happy singles awareness/commercial appreciation of relationships day!

YAY! I'm going to celebrate by eating a bunch of ribs! YAY! Valentines day is depressingThis is the closest thing to a valentine's link I could find without actually looking past my bookmarks ...
Posted by Helvis the Destroyer on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST