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I've been a long time hibernating, fornicating and reprobating, and I thought it was time I resurrected my self and started spreading the good gospel of The Church of Iniquity. For those of you unfamiliar with the tenets of The Church of Iniquity I will outline them for you below, in my Three Commandments (thus far!):
1. Sinners are Grinners
2. Rules are for Fools
3. Excess is the Road to Success
As a Reverend and founder of The Church of Iniquity, I am morally obligated to share these universal laws with you, the people, and the great masses of humanity who can seek salvation within the spiritual guidance of The Church of Iniquity (TCi), reclaim your lost souls and live a morally reprehensible life, removed from the fettering social mores of society.
Spread the word my brothers and sisters add to these fundamental laws, Three Commandments can easily become four and then five, and the exponential growth of TCi will become the Scientology of the 21st Century (without the Aliens, The Silent Births, The Celebrity Venality, the cost, the secrecy, the bullshit).
Remember!!! The First Commandment....for this is the catchcry of TCi, the very essence of our souls.
Sinners Are Grinners©
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