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Hairy Cat

About Me

Salutations & Hallucinations

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Welcome to the Hairy Cat Home Page.
I've been a long time hibernating, fornicating and reprobating, and I thought it was time I resurrected my self and started spreading the good gospel of The Church of Iniquity. For those of you unfamiliar with the tenets of The Church of Iniquity I will outline them for you below, in my Three Commandments (thus far!):
1. Sinners are Grinners
2. Rules are for Fools
3. Excess is the Road to Success

As a Reverend and founder of The Church of Iniquity, I am morally obligated to share these universal laws with you, the people, and the great masses of humanity who can seek salvation within the spiritual guidance of The Church of Iniquity (TCi), reclaim your lost souls and live a morally reprehensible life, removed from the fettering social mores of society.

Spread the word my brothers and sisters add to these fundamental laws, Three Commandments can easily become four and then five, and the exponential growth of TCi will become the Scientology of the 21st Century (without the Aliens, The Silent Births, The Celebrity Venality, the cost, the secrecy, the bullshit).

Remember!!! The First Commandment....for this is the catchcry of TCi, the very essence of our souls.

Sinners Are Grinners

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 30/05/2007
Band Website: www.youtube.com/hairycats
Band Members: Hairy Cat - Guitars & Cigars

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Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

What Makes a Doctor Puke?

After I finished Uni I spent 6 months in Japan and I met up with this Aussie girl and she told me something that made her doctor vomit and gag and I almost did. She had stomach pains for a few month...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:27:00 GMT

Pick your nose

Doctors & scientists are saying "pick your nose & eat it!" The reason? Well boogers, bogies, snot rocks & boogies...whatever you want to call them are good for your immune system. The...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:37:00 GMT

Clause & Effect

I hate Christmas !! It's October, and already my local shopopolis has begun its traditional saturation marketing of all things consumable, the must-haves for kids who already have it all. Why do I h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:16:00 GMT

I met a smelly cat

I don't mind a bit of stink when it comes to "dining at the Y." Two weeks ago I had an experience that will have repercussions on any future cunnilingus. 5:13pm, Saturday&&it was a rainy evening in Sy...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:07:00 GMT

Aussie Sausage

I want a sausage & I want it now I want a sausage & I want it brown I want a sausage & I like it raw I want a sausage with tomato sauce None of your fancy Continental Frankfurt type sausa...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:15:00 GMT

No One Has Ever Shaved Me

Early on one fateful morning the pussy coiffeur rode along Sitting by his side, his old blue kelpie & his bucket bong Suddenly a creepy feeling turned them, stopped him in his tracks Saw his old...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:41:00 GMT

Down in Australia

We have six states, two territories. Ten percent GST: Down in Australia Where everybody doesn't give a stuff. It's a place where Stubbies & beer bellies hang below the knees: Down in Australia An...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:16:00 GMT

Sexual intercourse in exchange for remuneration (tips)

Choose an ugly girl as she's most likely still a shift virgin. Choose a girl that has the most clothes on as she's probably just started her shift (shift virgin) Don't offer extra money to kiss her, ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:49:00 GMT

Trip to the Middle East

Coming soon.............. See amazing photos from my trip to Afghanistan & Iraq. SEE Saddam in his tennis whites. Saddam loved to giggle. SEE Osama & me playing tiddleywinks. Osama'...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:23:00 GMT

My second taste

At 21 I taught myself to play guitar & piano & wrote a crap load of songs & emerged a budding young man from my cocoon with the world at my feet. I started & managed an all girl band c...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:04:00 GMT