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Master Sarah Moanies

I need a man who can cook, a man who can dance, a man who is an extraordinary lover and a man with a

About Me

Do you require a themed Master of Ceremonies for your event? A guardian of your atmosphere offering intrigue, professionalism, education, smooth transition from performer to performer, comedy and a little somethin' extra... Allow me to introduce myself...
From corporate suit & tie to tongue & cheek, whatever your event may be; I provide a variety of hostesses for a variety of shows. An eloquent compere for any black tie affair... MY NAME IS SARAH MOANIES AND I WILL BE YOUR MASTER FOR THIS EVENING!!!!
Based in Hong Kong, perfect for expat entertainment, corporate functions, fashion shows, awards events, DJ Playoffs, nightlife hostess or themed functions. I thrive in environments which require rapier wit, comedy and a little cheeky behaviour!
Past performances include; International Guest Compere for Melbourne, Australia's, House of Burlesque 2006 Circus Burlesque New Year's Eve Party (www.houseofburlesque.com), Western Canada's CANWEST Taboo Naughty But Nice Sex Expos, Calgary's production of Eve Ensler's Vagina Monologues, Master or Ceremonies for Kabuki Guns Burlesque (2006 to 2007), Studio Sublime's Bellydance productions (2006 to 2007), introducing awards recipients for varius charitable organizations and introducing Presidents and CEOs at various corporate functions. I have a background in Corporate Communications, Public and Media Relations, Marketing, speech writing, comedy and dance. I have the ability to memorize requested script in various languages.
For bookings and further information please email [email protected] or call (852) 6573 6901.


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My Interests

Travel, Languages, Religion (Oh I'm not religious. I just find the belief systems of other people fascinating) Yoga, Art, Belly Dancing, Burlesque, Human Behaviour, Body Language, Volunteering, Fashion, Sports; Football, Rugby, Basketball...is Frisbee a sport? Wrestling...;) Dancing - I dance all the time, at home, at the bus stop, if the music is good... Just DANCE! Classic cars and motorcycles... My father daughter time was spent at Show & Shines growing up. Oh, and costumes

I'd like to meet:

If I could, I would share discussions over copious amounts of coffee with; Carl Jung, Da Vinci, Dali, Kush, Benicio Del Toro and Tarantino. Shoot hoops with Jordan. Score a goal past Beckham. Share hag stories with Margaret Cho. Laugh with Lilly Tomlin. Pass Andretti just before the finish line. Spar wits with the worthiest opponents, dance all night with a great partner or just dance in the kitchen with no music.

Music:

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) I love the Blues!!! And the scratchy sound of vinyl. Surf Guitar, Muddy Waters, Otis Redding, John Lee Hooker, BB King, Booker T & the MGs (Green Onions), Bo Diddley, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Wanda Jackson, 50's Rock n Roll, Latin Rythmns, Scissor Sisters, Marvin Gaye, Jakalope, Mia, Rev. Horton Heat, S. Culture & the Skids, NIN, Elvis, Patsy, Dean, Frank, Shout Out Out Out Out, Movie soundtracks and cds I find in a bin..... If I can cut a rug to it I like it. I used to sing. Now my audience is limited to my ears & the ears of small children - other people's small children that is. I LOVE children, as long as they belong to other people. I play piano - but haven't practiced in several years as my two antique uprights are out at the ranch. I have an acquired appreciation for classical music from the years of instruction & competition, I play a little guitar - getting lessons...

Movies:

Flicks that take you on a visual, audio and mental journey - Documentaries, Indie, Action, Technicolor, Mob/Gangsters... Good Fellas, Lock Stock & Two Smokin Barrels, American Graffiti, The Fifth Element, Die Hard - all of them, Go, Sin City, Blown Away, Snatch, Kill Bill Vol I & II... Suddenly Naked, Better than Chocolate, Blow, My Life without Me, Garden State, Virgin Suicides, Usual Suspects, Six Degrees of Separation, Swing Kids - anything regarding Nazi Germany/War time.... Anything by Kevin Smith. Some like it Hot... I collect vhs and spent three days with just Sean of the Dead looping over and over ...I usually have enough time to pop in a video while I grab dinner then head out. I haven't moved on to dvd. Not interested. I also like the whirling sound my vcr makes when rewinding.

Television:

Rots your brain. DO something useful with your time.

Books:

Wish I sat still long enough to ready a book.

Heroes:

Individuals who walk the talk, act on what they believe in, speak the truth and live by the golden rule. There are daily heros everywhere. And... my mother.

My Blog

Metro News Publication March 5, 2008

http://www.metronews.ca/uploadedFiles/PDFs/20080305_calgary. pdf    
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:11:00 PST

Sweet & Sour Secrets by Dale Lee Kwong

http://www.ffwdweekly.com/article/life-style/bookends/calgar ians-sure-do-love-their-poetry/  ...
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:23:00 PST

Alberta Stars Web Article Nov 2007 Taboo Sex Show

..> ..> ..> ..> DWLayoutTable-->..> ..> Main Forums Galleries .. Competition --> Search Info Join Contact a moderator..>..>..> Taboo Sex Show 2007 Calgary picture and vid...
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

U of C Gauntlet Article - Taboo Show November 2007

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Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:08:00 PST

REFLECTOR Article Nov 2007

http://www.thereflectoronline.com/pages/features/Featuresthr ee.html ..> Tearing it up taboo-style An adventure filled with bondage, toys, porn, and giant vaginas Photos by Katie Turner and G...
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:59:00 PST

OMG!!!!

http://www.canwestshows.com/sexshow/calgary/entertainment.ht ml   lol
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:31:00 PST

Check it out!

http://www.canwestshows.com/sexshow/calgary/index2.html   Nov 9, 10 and 11 in Calgary Nov 16, 17 and 18 in Edmonton See you there!...
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

staying at the nunnery and MCing at the House of Burlesque for New Years Eve...

www.houseofburlesque.com
Posted by Master Sarah Moanies on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST