OH SHIT! It's Ian Evil. I don't eat or sleep or have sex or date. Ever. I'm saving myself for the apocalypse.
OH SHIT! It's Ian Evil. I don't eat or sleep or have sex or date. Ever. I'm saving myself for the apocalypse.
Music, Stuff Made of Concrete, Boots, Loud Noises, Urban Exploration, Music, War, Culture Jamming, Distortion, Graffiti, Complicated Abandoned Infrastructure, Propaganda, Capitalist Subversion, Music, Violent Women, War, Distortion, and some other crap. My hobbies include breaking into buildings that no one is supposed to be in and taking pictures to prove I was there, or permanently spray-painting my name and logo onto property that doesn't belong to me.
Distort and Destroy. Touch me. Etc.
EFFECTIVE YESTERDAY: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT IT IS AGAINST THE AGGRO BOY PSUEDO-ANARCHIST ASSHOLE CYBERPUNK CODE OF ETHICS TO JUST ACCEPT EVERY DIPSHIT THAT SENDS ME A FRIEND REQUEST. FROM NOW ON, IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE MORE DISCERNING, YOU MUST MEET ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:
Criterion 1: Your profile can not contain any goofy embedded CSS/javascrip that makes my screen flash and give my cat a seizure, massive MP3 files that lock my computer until they're done loading three days later, or (especially) windows media videos. I use a Mac, and WMV files piss my computer off. Coincidentally, poor bitrate music videos of top 40s alternative artists piss me off.
Criterion 2: If I have previously spent time with you in person, and no member of our party was mortally wounded.
Criterion 3: If you see/hear me say/type the following phrase exactly, "I like your band, please add me to your MySpace friends list."
Criterion 4: If we share some kind of common interests (industrial music, stencil graffiti, urban exploration, adbusting, social activism, etc) and you are interested in networking, thereby increasing our chances of making money and/or getting laid.
Criterion 5: If your body has a vagina somewhere, you are explicitly interested in having excessive amounts of meaningless sex with me, and looking at you doesn't make me puke.
Before adding me, please try to meet some combination of the above requirements (preferably any 1-4 with 5) and send me a message.
Rhythmic Noise, Distorted Dance, Harsh EBM, Noise, Technoid, Experimental, Electronic, Alternative Hip Hop
Fight Club, American History X, Tank Girl, Equilibrium, Blade Runner, Fifth Element, the Matrix, Heat, Snatch, Total Recall, Princess Bride, Death Race 2000 and anything else wacky and violent that loses the movie's lesson in all the blood. B Movies, especially.
Blech. Television?
Books about cyberpunks. Books about anarchy. Books about propaganda. Books about music. The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, Virtual Light, Idoru, Neuromancer, Days of War Nights of Love, Fight Club, Welcome to the Monkey House, Tape Delay, RE/Search Guides
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