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Elwood

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About Me

I'm Elwood Patrick Murphy and I've got more metal in me than the Six Million Dollar Man. If you didn't get that joke don't feel bad, even I'm too young to understanjd it. Also that wasn't implying I enjoy metal the musical genre(because frankly its silly), I actually have a spine reinforced by titanium. Want one? Just jump in front of a bus, assuming you have the mettle(pun) to survive you will most likely get to join the club. The only other stuff you need to know about me is that I alone comprise of 50% of the punk rocker population of southern Rhode Island. I'm in a band(we suck). I hate kids who drink or abuse narcotics. I also hate straight edge kids for the most part. I've broken my nose five and one half times. Other than that I'm just an unemployed college dropout whose legs don't work right. But I can play the bass, drums, and harmonica...that's pretty neat, right? Right...? Irritate me on AIM at OneUglyCripple

My Interests

Rocking out, Music, Comic Books, My Penis, Video Games, Cigarettes, Mysogony

I'd like to meet:

Abraham Lincoln

Music:

The Nerve Agents, Econochrist, Antischism, Flux of Pink Indians, 44 Leningrad, Propaghandi, The Bouncing Souls, Big D and the Kids Table, Catch 22, The Red Elvises, Sham 69, Dead Kennedys, The Cramps, X Ray Spex, UK Subs, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, The Offspring, Caustic Christ, Daft Punk, Oi Polloi, Aus Rotten, The Casualties, Shai Hulud, Combat Wounded Veteran, Lars and the Bastards, Screeching Weasels, Black Flag, Henry Rollins' Band, State of Alert, Bane, Dillinger Four, Tsunami Bomb, Jawbreaker, the Buzzcocks, Wu Tang Clan, Crime, Art Attacks, Beck's Pistols, Allergic to Whores, Breed Extinction, Icons of Filth, Frank Sinatra, Cancerslug, Generation X, the Locust, Scattergun, Elvis, The Clash, Vandals, SPK, the dubliners, Common Interest, 999, the Distillers, Method Man, Ian Mackaye, The Reagan Youth, Fugazi, Napalm Saints, Justin Sane, Ol' Dirty Bastard, the Who, Civil Disobedience!

Movies:

Taxi Driver, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Slackers, American History X, The Professional, The Punisher, Jonny Mnemonic, The Fifth Element, TANK GIRL, Hulk, Equilibrium, The Salton Sea, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Suckers, Sexy Beast, Malcolm X, Born on the Fourth of July, Platoon, Debbie Does Dallas, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers

Television:

I don't watch television, I'm pretentious.

Books:

100 Bullets, Neverwhere, Preacher, American Gods, Slaughterhouse Five, Hellblazer, Fight Club, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Moby Dick

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Chuck Barris, Shaft, Howard Dean, Malcolm X, Buddha, Jesus Christ, Jello Biafra, Captain America, Ian MacKaye

My Blog

Modern Day Labor Anthem

Today's organized worker is an endangered species. For corporate terrorism is cloaked in the guise of fiscal downsizing amidst a company recording huge profits. For today's worker, fair and humane tr...
Posted by Elwood on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:13:00 PST

I graduated high school and all I got was dead.

Remember when you were little? I do. Well vaguely anyway. I remember having hopes and dreams. I distinctly remember having a concrete answer as to what I wanted to be when I grew up. I also recall bei...
Posted by Elwood on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:36:00 PST

A LIST

Okay bitches...I'm bored and feel like updateing this fool thing. Of course I have nothing of true relevance to say so instead you're treated to...*drumroll*...my top ten favorite albums of all time(o...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reflections

So the new year is almost here, and while that rhymes I still am not particularly excited. In fact I'd much rather I'd gotten another go around at 2004. It just hit me in the past few hours what a col...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ROMANCE

I think some couples spend too much time together. They flatten out the potential for experience by constant closeness. Passion builds over time like steam. Let it rage until it's exhausted and then l...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NYC?

So I went to New York City saturday. Thats right the birthplace of..well...me. It was a pretty killer trip considering we went to the Met which I typically find to be a total fun vaccuum. And don't ge...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ouch...

So my van and I had a close encounter with a jersey barrier around 4:21am on Decmber first. And by close encounter I mean head on collision. The damage report is as follows... - 1 ankle(left) broke...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST