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Distorted Fanatic

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


what can I say? the person you see as my profile pic, is NOT me (usually). I like to put really fucked-up looking folks as my pic. I am uglier than home-made sin, so I figure why not give over a laugh for the rest of y'all?I'm a pretty twisted soul and extremely difficult to deal with. Imagine an overgrown toddler in dire need of a nap all the time.I spend too much time online and I play Everquest.I'm about to graduate college with a BA in History which means I will either have to go to grad school or work at a Barnes and Noble.I like music and reading. I like Ireland a lot. I like Northern Ireland even more.I despise both "conservatives" and "liberals" equally. I believe in God and I'm a pagan. No, I'm not "Wiccan". I don't dress all Dungeons and Dragons, although I sometimes joke about my current armour-class.Basically, I am a relatively well-educated redneck without a mullet or a pick-up truck.I must admit, I really hate the politics of the South, although I am a Native Southerner. The best thing about this area is the land, the topography, the terrain and the wildlife. Invest in Alabama's wildlands!

I would never insult any child of mine, adopted or foster, by asking them to attend the University of Alabama.

I really hate Alabama Football. this is the biggest rip-off scam in the Southeast. a fucking football coach worth 30 MILLION dollars???

whatfuckingever.if you give a shit about your kids, you would feel the same.

My Interests

Irish and Ulster history, history in general, the Middle East, ancient and medieval Europe, hanging-out with my girlfriend, horror and sci-fi, political agitation, social justice, ragging on yuppies, the environment, natural science, ecology, geology, theology, punk, metal, writing, hiking, camping, drinking, fishing, shooting guns (but I don't hunt), generally being outside when it isn't too hot, wandering around in the woods, bog-stomping, creek-wading, catching snakes that can seriously fuck me up and being freaked-out because none of them have even ever tried to bite me, video games, RPGs, RTSs, some FPSs (Medal of Honour!), sativa and indica

I'd like to meet:

pretty much everyone on my friends list whom I don't already know. most notably John Sox, Dropkick Murphys, Dave King (Flogging Molly), Emcee Lynx, Wispy McCraken, any of the guys from Monty Python, Glenn Danzig, Bik McFarland, Gary McMichael, Milla Jovovitch, John Boorman, Stephen King, Clive Burr, Bruce Willis

I also want to play D&D with God and Lucifer. I think it might help to improve their strained relationship.

the guy who invented that thing that beeps whenever a truck or a forklift or a backhoe (etc.) goes in reverse. I would then like to stand outside his bedroom window every Sunday morning at five AM with a bullhorn screaming "beep beep beep" over and over.

also, people who aren't stupid. I hate stupid people.

people who glorify the ghetto-mentality also suck.

Music:

best balls-out rock 'n' roll album ever recorded.

punk, old-school hardcore (mostly Boston and NYC), old thrash and metal, Irish traditional, bluegrass, psychobilly, rockabilly, old Motown, some "classic" rock, old country....Dropkick Murphys, Danzig, old Misfits, FUs/Straw Dogs, Celtic Frost, Manowar, Agnostic Front, Charlie Daniels, Willie, Waylon, Merle, Cash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Tossers, Neck, the Cure, New Order/Joy Division, Rancid, Horrorpops, 12 Step Rebels, Butthole Surfers, Black Sabbath, Destruction, Kreator, Dimmu Borgir, Faith No More, Fear, Iron Maiden, Fates Warning, Flogging Molly, Desmond Dekker, Henri's Notions, Hallow's Eve, Nasty Savage, Slayer, Pink Floyd, REM, Voivod, Social Distortion, Tom Petty...a bunch of other shit

Movies:

sci-fi, horror, war, weird shit, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, The Butcher's Boy, The Fifth Element, Lord of the Rings, original Star War trilogy, Some Mother's Son, The Island (both the Michael Caine one as well as the Ewan MacGregor one), Dune (the David Lynch as well as the SciFi channel versions), Excalibur, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ed Wood, Dogma, Donnie Brasco, Blow, Coming to America, Half-Baked, Requiem For a Dream, Legends of the Fall, In the Name of the Father, Braveheart, the X-Men films, the Spiderman films, Evil Dead trilogy, The Tin Drum, Betty Blue, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, 300, Children of Men, Blood Diamond and a bunch of other shit I can't think of right now.

Television:

I don't really have anything but the bare basic-cable of like 13 watchable stations (espn, c-span, qvc, the local access don't count as real stations). I think the cable companies are no better than Wal Mart, but I do like: nature, history, science documentaries; The Simpsons, Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, Frasier, Cheers, Taxi, Good Times, What's Happening?, Man vs Wild, Barney Miller, Diff'rent Strokes, Facts of Life (Jo was HOT), Friends, King of Queens, Law and Order (the regular one, SVU and CI), House, Monk, Looney Tunes (although they don't broadcast them anymore), and probably a few others.

Books:

mostly Irish and Irish Republican history, Ulster Loyalist history (check out my reading list in the blog section...I've read WAY too much about all of it!), British history, British military history, Celtic history, Dark Age and Medieval European history, Roman history, World Wars One and Two, American Revolution and Civil War... I also really like Steven King's whole Dark Tower series as well as an awful lot of his other books, Morgan Llwellyen's retelling of the Ulster Saga in "Red Branch" and "Lion of Ireland", Clive Barker's "Weaveworld" and "The Great and Secret Show", "The Lord of the Rings", "The Hobbit", Frederick Pohl's Heechee/Gateway series, most of Ray Bradbury's stuff, "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo, "The Red Badge of Courage" by Stephen Crane (yeah, it really is a great read), most stories by H.G. Welles and Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe (everything), and I have like a trillion books... I'm not gonna name all the ones I like.

Heroes:

King Arthur and Merlin (even if they didn't exist), Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter), John Muir, T.S. Eliot, Theodore Roosevelt (the last real "man" to be president), Jesus was pretty cool, Vercingetorix, Hannibal, Brennus (vae victus, motherfucker!), Alaric, King Linneaus (this is SPARTA motherfucker!), Wolfe Tone, Paidraig Pearse, my grandfather Willie -Dog, my brother Scotty, Bobby Sands and the other nine H-Block Hunger Strikers, Tommy Chong, Che Guevarra, George Washington, Robert E. Lee, Dr. John Beeler, Fredrick Douglas, Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr, my friend "Sean" who is a former member of the Provisional Irish Republican Army, Malcolm X, Billy Wright, Bear Grylls (even though he used to be an SAS guy) and anyone else willing to give over their lives for what they truly believe in. I may not agree with the means to achieve the end, but I do applaud the effort you all have had the courage to stand up for freedom and social justice and say "No More of This Bullshit!!!"

My Blog

got daemons?

I can't wait to try this out!!!A Simple Exorcism for Priests or Laity Prayer Against Satan and the Rebellious Angels Published by Order of His Holiness Pope Leo XIII      The following...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:04:00 PST

who’s to blame?

what direction is this nation of ours heading when we still continue to segregate ourselves willingly? we continue to play the "race card".  white, black, Latino, Asian--ALL of us are duped into ...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:38:00 PST

Martin Luther King’s "I have a dream" speech

a true Southerner speaks: MLK... don't fuck with what he stood for."I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of o...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:56:00 PST

Top 25 Censored News Stories

check it:http://greatreporter.com/mambo/content/view/1531/1/..> America's 'most censored' news revealed ...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

has the USofA really gone "facist"?

as you all probably know, I am not terribly fond of the direction in which my country is heading.  in fact, I'm actually  pretty perturbed by the whole mess.  now, maybe I'm just all tw...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:49:00 PST

racism

the media would have you believe that racism is a one-way street.  that it only comes from white people.   this is bullshit. check it out:http://home.att.net/~phosphor/introtogrammys.ht...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

there’s an opossom in my bed

no shit!I posted the last blog, went to the bathroom with my backdoor open (not like THAT, you sick fucks!), and lo and behold!  there is a freakin' opossom all curled up on my bed. it hisses at ...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

Nancy Grace and Bill O’Reilly

why in the hell are these obnoxious, self-righteous,  arrogant assholes on television?
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

a question and an appeal to car salesmen, lawyers and furniture store owners

perhaps this merely a Southern phenomenon,  but commercials from car dealerships, lawyers and furinture store owners are more annoying than getting whiskey-dick when you are about to get laid for...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

frayed

I just listened to Willie and Merle doing "Pancho and Lefty".  I have loved that song since I was like 13, but why does it always, without fail, make me cry?  It's an emotional tune for my g...
Posted by Distorted Fanatic on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:03:00 PST