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I AM AN UBER MISANTHROPE, SO I HAVE ENOUGH DISTASTE OF THE HUMAN RACE TO SATE THE PALATE OF EVERY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD AND GENETIC ANOMALY ON THIS HERE ROCK OF SHIT CALLED PLANET EARTH. I DON'T LIKE CAPITALISM, COMMUNISM, FASCISM, RACISM, ISLAMISM, ABSOLUTISM, IMPERIALISM, COLONIALISM, ELITISM, COMMERCIALISM, CONFORMISM, ZIONISM, FEMINISM, ETHNOCENTRISM, INFANTILISM, MATERIALISM, SEXISM, SEXUALISM, CHAUVINISM,TRIBALISM, DEISM, ATHEISM, CREATIONISM, JINGOISM, MONARCHISM, BOTULISM, CATACLYSM OR EVEN JUST PLAIN JISM. I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO CORPORATE WHOREDOM, CELEBRITY WORSHIP, CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION, PSYCHO BABBLE, STUPIDITY, OR THE READER'S DIGEST. I DO, HOWEVER, LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE. I LIKE MONKEYS. I LIKE GIRLS.I WORSHIP ASIAN TEEN SCHOOLGIRLS, I LOVE MY KIDS, I'M IN RECOVERY, SO I LIKE NOT BEING A FUCKING SLAVE TO ANY CHEMICAL, IDEOLOGY OR ASSWIPE WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE ALL THE FUCKING ANSWERS (UNLESS I'M THE ASSWIPE, AND EVEN THEN I'M NOT SO SURE), I LIKE MOONLIGHT NIGHTS OF TRANSCENDENTAL BOWEL MOVEMENTS. I LIKE BILL HICKS TOO. HERE HE IS: bill hicks and christian fundamentalism

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Friedrich Nietzsche,Robert Anton Wilson, Aleister Crowley,Deputy Dawg, Mikhail Bakunin, Lloyd and Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, Tesco Vee, Chalmers Johnson, Alferd Packer, Joe Hill, Marcel Duchamp, Dick Hertz (from Holden), The Cast of Gilligan's Island,Al Gore, Mary Warner and Ellis Dee, Pazuzu Lord of the South East Winds, Bonzo (or any other simians in pajamas), Dario and Asia Argento, Nikola Tesla, The Mekons, Luis Tiant, Heywood Jablome, Frylock, Johannes or Andreas Baader, Philip K Dick, Gang of Four (both the post punk band and the Chinese barbershop quartet),Neolithic Man, John Woo, Mike Hunt, Thomas Crapper, Alfred Jarry, R. Crumb, Shiva The Destroyer, Annie Dickeldoo, Garry Bushell, Akira Kurosawa, Ultraman, Godzilla, Mothra, Takeshi Kitano, Salvador Dali, Leon Trotsky, Shane MacGowan,Werner Herzog,Oscar Mayer, W.T. Sherman, Albert Pierrepoint,Marquis de Sade, Timothy Leary, William Burroughs, Sun Yat Sen, Karl and Groucho Marx, Jack Mihoff, Brendan Behan, Batman, Ron Jeremy, Lemmy, James and Billy Connolly, Uri Geller, Hugh G. Rection, Malcolm X, Lucy Liu, Jello Biafra, Fritz Lang, F.W. Murnau, John Coltrane, Miles Davis,Zoroaster, Larry Flynt, Penn and Teller, Thomas Paine, Henry and Sonny Rollins, Larry "Wildman" Fischer, Elmore James, J.G. Ballard, Genesis P-Orridge, Baba Ram Dass,Meatwad, Anthony Burgess,Wilma Flintstone, Hugo Chavez,Muhammad Ali, Moe Howard, Neil Gaiman, Aquaman Godzilla - Tribute to the Breath

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My Blog

ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY.BIG FUCKING DEAL.

The title of this blog pretty much sums up the whole goddamn enchilada. Another fucking day. By the reckoning of societal reasoning, the half century mark is a day to be feared. I am so damned sick of...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:28:00 GMT

BARACK OBAMA 2008, ETHAN JOSHUA HOLT 2041!!

My four year old son just went to sleep. I'm kinda bummed: I was hoping that he could watch the victory speech with me. I also wish that my wife (an African immigrant) could have had the pleasure to v...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:19:00 GMT

DEALING WITH THE WRECKAGE

I haven't posted a damn thing here in months. I get home from work and the best that I can muster is cranking up "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". That and a good bowel movement seem to wash away a...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:13:00 GMT

BO DIDDLEY: REQUIEM IN PACEM

I first heard Bo by way of the Quicksilver Messenger Service. A local post hippie radio station used to play whole sides of albums at night. Sometimes it was transcendent: like when they played Funkad...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:47:00 GMT

I THOUGHT THAT ID TAKE A LITTLE NAP....

A little over four weeks ago, I caught a very nasty little pathogenic bug. For three days, I was walking around with a chancre in the back of my throat the size of a quarter. It hurt like a bugger, so...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:05:00 GMT

JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DOES POLITICALLY CORRECT REALLY MEAN?

For many years I have pondered the meaning of "Political Correctness". I know that there's a whole dog choking wad of explanations and theories to explain this quandary. But I am still confused as hel...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:15:00 GMT

THE ZEN OF HUEY LEWIS: HIP TO BE SQUARE OR SQUARE TO BE HIP?

Well, it sure is strange how life can sneak right up on you and bite your ass like a raging wolverine tweaked on crystal meth. How strange? Well, the only metaphor that I thought that I'd ever be usin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:07:00 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS: WOULD YOU LIKE THAT GIFT WRAPPED?

It is kind of bizarre. Despite my agnostic core, I hold that the spiritual truths of all the world religions to be the highest ethical standards that we as humans can aspire to. And as a recovering Ch...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:50:00 GMT

PICKIN VIRTUAL COTTON ON THE NEW PLANTATION

I'd like to say that the reason that I am presently running a cash register at Circuit City for minimum wage plus fifty cents is my deep seated desire to help people traverse their "customer voyage". ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:44:00 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM YE OLDE SALEM

October in New England is a magic time for the whole family. A nip is in the air. Frost is on the pumpkins. Hot apple pie and mulled cider make for a moment of delightful bliss. And that can only mean...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:57:00 GMT