How Rockabilly are You? Your Result: Psycho-Bitch out of Hell
You've got those Psycho-billys wrapped around your crimson tipped finger. Tease that fem-dor as big as you can get it, and shake what your mamma gave ya'. And don't take no s#@t from those boys.
Hussies, Rockers, and those willing to be converted and/or corrupted into the Hussy/ Rocker lifestyle. Smokey-voiced lounge singers and women who writhe about seductively on pianos. Aspiring Socialite bowlers. Aside from that, informed and interesting people who can chat without asking me if I want to see their webcam or if I want to exchange pics of my genitalia with them.
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
Disappear
Suicide
Cut Throat
Bomb
Poison
Natural Causes
Stabbed
Gunshot
Eaten
Disease
Suffocated
Accident
Drowning
Oh my, where do I start on this one?Iggy & the Stooges, Gene Vincent, the Clash, the Hives, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, the Sonics, Velvet Underground, the Specials, the Rolling Stones, Hank I & III, Beastie Boys, Fela Kuti, CCR, Reverend Horton Heat, Bjork, X, Patsy Cline, the Cramps, Hepcat, Billie Holliday, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Nirvana, the Slackers, Julie London, Massive Attack, Guns & Roses, the Damned, Dropkick Murphys, Blondie, the Hookers, Fugazi, Lionrock, Fiona Apple, Dwight Yokham, the Spits, Al Green, Lena Horne, Hole, Lee Perry, Ricky Nelson, Zeke, Nancy Sinatra, Lee Hazelwood, the Germs, Skatalites, Dolly Parton, Weezer, Horror Pops, Bob Marley, the Cure, Stray Cats, Ella Fitzgerald, The Weirdos, Exploited, Amazing Royal Crowns, Primus, Dean Martin, Fishbone, The Dickies, Wanda Jackson, AC/DC, King Tubby, the Killers, Flat Duo Jets, Morphine, Bob Dylan, Jane's Addiction, Pixies, MC5, Misfits, Billy Lee Riley, GBH, Sham 69, Eddie Cochran, Talking Heads, The Jam, Big Sandy (what a man!), Tom Waits, Buzzcocks, Black Lips, Loretta Lynn, Murder City Devils, BR5-49, X-ray Spex, the Sundays, X, Charles Mingus, Duane Eddy, the Legendary Hucklebucks, David Bowie, Portishead, any soundtrack by Danny Elfman, TSOL, Nina Simone, Meteors, Modest Mouse, Carl Perkins, Fear, the Animals, Madness, Social Distortion, the Ramones, the Hibatchi Stranglers, Miles Davis, Merle Haggard, Tricky, Roy Orbison, Louis Jordan, White Stripes, Morcheeba, Rocket 350, Johnny Cash, The Vandals, Dead Boys, Jimmy & the Teasers, Finley Quay, Leonard Cohen, Bikini Kill, Hotcakes!, Jerry Lee Lewis, Desmond Dekkar, River City Tan Lines, Madeleine Peyroux, early obscure Sun Records artists, early dub from Studio One, old school punk, traditional ska, selective 3rd wave ska, rockabilly, reggae, trip hop, psychobilly, swing, those hot chicks in Kill Bill, oi!..... I'm sure I'm leaving out a zillion things I should be remembering.. If you know of something I should be listening, to, for Bob's sake, tell me!
Primer (proof one can make a most excellent film for $10,000), Gangster No. 1... Oh, that movie is divine....A Clockwork Orange, Reality Bites, American Movie, Giant, Downtown 81, True Romance, Secretary (am I revealing to much by saying that?), Momento, Eraserhead, Basquiat, Cry Baby, Existenz, What's Up, Tigerlilly?, Henry & June, Barefoot in the Park, Hardboiled, Swingers, Four Rooms, Pi, Fight Club, Heavenly Creatures, Welcome to the Doll House, Gummo, Mars Attacks!, Run, Lola, Run, Crash (Cronenburg's, that is), Mystery Train, Down by Law, Ghost Dog, Stranger than Paradise, et al (really anything by Jim Jarmusch), John Waters flicks, Suicide Kings, Election, Pandora's Box, Videodrome, Metropolis, Seven, The Life of Brian, M, El Topo, Rushmore, the Decline of Western Civilization, Shakespeare in Love (admit it, that movie was clever), Down With Love, American Psycho, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, I Heart Huckabee's, Jawbreaker, Drop Dead Gorgeous, 50s teen flicks filmed in Tx showing the early Rockabilly scene (Rock, Baby, Rock It! is a good one), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Girl Can't Help It, The Blue Angel, The Long, Hot Summer, and I'm a sucker for Garbo and Louise Brooks...
Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, assorted Discovery, History, and Learning channel stuff, The Young Ones, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MST3K, Bewitched reruns, Robot Chicken, Eureka, and Bellydancing On Demand
Anthem by Ayn Rand, How the Scots Invented the Modern World, The Beach by Alex Garland, Brave New World, 1984 & Animal Farm, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Elmore Leonard or Robert McCammon, Anais Nin, Bukowski, Irvine Welsh, Tom Robbins, Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil, A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, Huxley, Kerouac, Kevyn Aucion's makeup books, Watership Down, Dorothy Parker, Henry Miller, Patrick McCabe cracks me up!
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adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.
What Flower Are You?
Fudge (yes, the Judy Bloom character), Margaret Atwood, Anais Nin, Ayn Rand, Louise Brooks, Luisa Casati
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety."
Your Mommy Is Ayn Rand
What You Call Her: Mommy Dearest
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Who's Your Mommy?
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?
You are Apricot
Soft and sweet, over time you let your provocative nature shine through.
You are definitely unconventional, but you don't broadcast it.
You offer people a fresh perspective on life - so fresh that it can be shocking!
What Color Orange Are You?
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!
The Muppet Personality Test