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About Me

I live in London. My hometown is either a town in Alaska that you haven't heard of, or San Francisco. I try to keep my pencils sharp at all times. I like sharp, shiny objects. I sometimes carry an acorn in my handbag, just in case.

My Interests

I am fascinated by bread bag ties and the little strips of plastic that come off of twist-off lids but aren't the lid. I lie awake nights wondering if there is a word for them. This takes up so much of my time, there isn't room for much else.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis

Music:

I believe that all music is sinful, as it contributes to unhealthy passions.