Mr. Poppus

A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? bad ass kitty
What is your name? Poppy
What other nicknames do you have? Mr. Poppus, Emperor Chow, Mr. Fabuloso, Tubbys
What is your favorite treat? Greenies
What would your owner describe you as? grumpylicious
What is the funniest thing you have done? went NUTS when Matt dropped a blob of peanut butter on my back
What is the bravest thing you have done? crept up to the neighbor dogs and sniffed them through the fence
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? of course
Are you friendly? yes
Are you overweight? how rude!
Do you like warm milk? no one ever gave me any
Do you eat cheese? sometimes
Do you eat bugs? yes
Do you live with other animals? no
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? no, but no one lets me out
Do you like to exercise? yes--tearing around the house and climbing my condo
Do you like car rides? NO
Do you get into stuff? kitchen cabinets, boxes, toilet paper package, etc.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? yes
Do you like to swim? I'm a CAT
Do you chase laser pen dots? yes, and flashlight beams
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? yes, especially when they feed me