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The Nightmare on Elm Street

I'm Gelationous! You can fuck me anywhere!

About Me

I'm a pitiful sight. And I ain't all that bright. I'm definitely not chiseled from stone. I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire. I'll probably die cold and alone. But just give me a chance 'cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold. I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands. Come on honey, let me take ya home!

My Interests

Movies and Bowling.... I'm complex.
Are we movie
compatible? My Flixster
profile

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Bruce Campbell, Peter Jackson, Takashi Miike

Music:

Billy Joel, Bad Religion, "Weird Al" Yankovic

Movies:

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Magnolia, Dark City, Reservoir Dogs, The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Army of Darkness, The Killer, The Rock, Labyrinth, Little Shop of Horrors (musical), Moulin Rouge, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Godzilla Raids Again (a.k.a. Gigantis the Fire Monster), King Kong vs. Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Mothra, Ghidrah the Three Headed Monster, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster, Son of Godzilla, Destroy all Monsters, Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Godzilla vs. Megalon, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla, Terror of MechaGodzilla, Godzilla 1985, Godzilla vs. Biollante, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2, Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Destroyah, Godzilla 2000, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, Godzilla Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (GMK), Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla, Godzilla Mothra MechaGodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S., Godzilla: Final Wars, Godzilla '98 (you heard me), Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Diamonds Are Forever, Live And Let Die, The Man With The Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, A View To A Kill, The Living Daylights, Licence To Kill, Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough, Die Another Day, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, Friday the 13th 3-D, Friday the 13th: THe Final Chapter, Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning, Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives, Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood, Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, Jason X, Freddy vs. Jason, A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, Halloween, Halloween 2, I haven't seen Halloween III, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Hallowen 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween H20, (God help me) Halloween: Ressurection, Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Hellraiser: Inferno, Dark Water (Japanese), King Kong '33, King Kong '76, King Kong '05, Son of Kong, Mighty Joe Young (original), King Kong Escapes, Mighty Peking Man, Cursed (Japanese), Full Metal Yakuza, Dog Soldiers, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead remake, Shaun of the Dead, Wild Zero, Versus, Gozu, Hiruko the Goblin, The Fog (original), The Thing (Carpenter version), Big Trouble in Little China, Shrek, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 3, Nightmare City, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, Life is Beautiful, Man on the Moon, SLC Punk, Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, The Enforcer, Sudden Impact, The Dead Pool, First Blood, Rambo: First Blood part 2, Rambo III, Gamera the Invincable, Gamera vs. Barugon, Gamera vs. Gaos, Destroy All Planets, Gamera vs. Monster X, Gamera vs. Guiron, Gamera vs. Zigra, Gamera Supermonster, Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Gamera: Advent of Legion, Gamera: Revenge of Iris (a.k.a. Gamera: Incomplete Struggle), Straw Dogs, Equilibreum (shut up Zantek ), The Matrix, The Matrix Revolutions, The Princess Bride, Happiness of the Katakuris, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Kibakichi, Planet of Dinosaurs, Batman: The Movie (Adam West version), Batman Begins, Faust: Love of the Damned, Phantasm, Phantasm 2, Phantasm 3, Phantasm: OblIVion, The Guyver, The Guyver 2: Dark Hero, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger, Jason and the Argonauts (original), Clash of the Titans, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, It Came From Beneath the Sea, 20,000,000 Miles to Earth, One Million B.C., The Valley of Gwangi, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Harry Potter and the Sorcerors Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, The Mysterians, Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People, Returner, One Missed Call, Untitled Superhero Movie, Molasses in January, Audition, IZO, Ichi the Killer, The Ewok Adventures: Caravan of Courage, The Ewok Adventures: The Battle For Endor, Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness, Eko Eko Azarak II: Birth of the Wizard, Eko Eko Azarak III: Misa the Dark Angel, Effects, Ultraman TIGA and Ultraman Dyna: Warriors of the Lighting Star, Ultraman Gaia: The Battle in Hyperspace, The Beast Within, The Hills Have Eyes (original), THe Hills Have Eyes (remake), Gezora, Ganime, Kamoebas: Space Amoeba (a.k.a. Yog: Monster From Space), Heavenly Creatures, Battlefield Baseball, Zebraman, Deadly Outlaw: Rekka, A History of Violence, The Brothers Grimm, Hostel, Great Yokai War, Delicatessen, Equinox, Silver, Zombi 2, Back to the Future, Back to the Future 2, Back to the Future 3, Martin, Memento, Bean: The Movie, Mr. Bean's Holiday, Superbad, Transformers, Ghost Rider, Pan's Labyrinth, Spider-Man 2, Spider-man 3, The Simpsons Movie, Hot Fuzz, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Demons at the Door, 300, The Hills Have Eyes 2 ('07), The Monster Squad, The Gravedancers, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, The Fountain, The Punisher ('89), The Punisher ('04), The Mist, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Cloverfield, Murder Party, Mr. Bean’s Holiday, Dragon Wars, Interracial Anal, The Mighty Gorga, Blood Lake, Winterbeast, anything really shitty ...more later

Television:

The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Farscape, Firefly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Jekyll, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Jack of All Trades, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., The Dead Zone, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Tales From the Crypt, Masters of Horror, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Cheers, Frasier, Seinfeld, Taxi, I Love Lucy

Books:

Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings: The Felloeship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magicians Nephew, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Phantoms, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor, Make Love* (*The Bruce Campbell Way)

Heroes:

My Dad, Jesus, Pope John Paul II, Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi

My Blog

Years of meaningless obsession...

... have finally paid off. After what seems like more than a lifetime, after countless hours spent in front of the same TV, after so many viewings the dialog has become a part of our brains,...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

25... A Look Back In Failure

So I've been alive for 25 years now and I've accomplished exactly nothing. Whoo hoo to being a big fat failure. I'm off to gorge myself on fatty foods and then play video games. Again. Forever.
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

New Blog... now with content!

I have just discovered some fairly distressing news from the movie world, and since I am bored off my ever expanding ass, I have decided to write about it. Prepare yourselves, oh guardians of taste, f...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

A blog about nothing...

I haven't written a blog in a while so I figured I'd write this one here. I really have nothing else to say.That is all.
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:27:00 PST

What YOU'VE all been waiting for...

I am now a member of Flixster. It's fun, easy and amusing. I'll probably stop using it within a matter of hours. Anyway, you should sign up to and keep me company. Take the movie compatability test an...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

What we've all been waiting for...

...the Indian remake of "Oldboy"! Sadly, I shit you not. It is an Indian film called "Zinda" and I think its funny how well the clip below proves how the same brilliant material can be turned hilariou...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

Better late than never...

I realize now that I should have posted this long ago, but what are ya gonna do. Anyway, I'm sure you've all been absolutely salivating for this follow-up, so I'll just get right to it.There were no b...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

Result

Well, there's no use beating around the bush, so I might as well say it: That movie fuckin' ROCKED!!! YES! Despite the fact that I will never, EVER fly anywhere ever, just on the off chance that ...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

I'm about to watch these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Thats all. I'll let you know what I thought.
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST

Alll the Muck thats fit to Rake...

This website really opened my eyes, so I figured I'd post the link in my blog in the hopes that some of you fine people would see fit to click on it in search of the truth. While I'm sure that some of...
Posted by The Nightmare on Elm Street on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST