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Mikey (North) Hollywood

It's a scientific fact that for every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of thei

About Me

Now residing in North Hollywood, California...living it up in this exciting, crazy town. It's a major change from the woodsy countrysides that I called home for the past 25 years. I've been enjoying myself; experiencing all sorts of things in this strange world known as Los Angeles. And just for the record, I still get into the dumbest of situations no matter what coast I live on...so I haven't changed all that much.I'm a normal guy who likes to laugh and goof around. I don't like to take things too seriously unless the situation calls for it. I'm easy going, friendly, and generally easy to get along with (unless you're annoying as Hell). I spend my time drinking protein shakes, working out, and complaining about stupid things that I shouldn't care about. I'm the world's best snuggler unless I ate lots of dairy that day. That's about it for now. Be sure to leave me an anonymous message in my "Honesty Box" application below. I can't see who writes what, so make it fun.
Random Mike Thoughts:Halloween is damn cool. When else can you knock on doors and get food for free? I think I could live off of candy for a while if I needed too. It's tough finding kids to get me that shit now. I hate aging.To the guy in the gym screaming when you do any sort of lifting: If it hurts that much, you should really stop. You're just annoying me and I may crap on your gym bag.Smog would look a lot better if it formed shapes like the clouds would. I'll write to the government.Pop Tarts should be loaded with protein. They're damn tasty.If we had hooves, would that mean we wouldn't need shoes? That'd sure save a bundle.I know little people don't like the word "midget". Is there some sorta derrogatory term for taller people? I think that'd only be fair.I created a little cave under my desk at the E! Entertainment headquarters. It's pretty neat. I've been climbing down there from time to time to sleep. Nobody seems to notice around here. I wonder if I'm still on the payroll.I'm all about talking to people so say hey. I love funny people, good spellers, dorks, and all sorts of people as long as they are interesting.
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My Interests

working out, day trips, music of all kinds (no country though sorry to all you hillbillies), B-movies, monster flicks, classic movies (especially Hitchcock), comedies, the occassional bar or nightclub, snuggling, reading, screenwriting, the beach, casino runs, video games, pro wrestling, sketch comedy, freak watching.

I'd like to meet:

Now: Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, John Williams, Lorne Michaels, Will Ferrell, Larry David, Mike Myers, Bret Favre, Steve Carrell, Martin Scorsese, John Carpenter, Robert Englund, Hayden Christensen, Harrison Ford, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair...and of course...Kurt Angle!In the afterlife: My grandparents (Mom's side), Alfred Hitchcock, Bernard Hermann, Jimmy Stewart, Grace Kelly, Cary Grant, Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, Bela Lugosi, George Washington, James Dean, Mr. Belvedere...and God if he has time.

Music:

Again...all kinds just no country (unless it's extremely good). Classical, doo wop, oldies, classic rock, hard rock, metal, movie scores, disco, lounge, dance, punk, yada yada yada...

Movies:

Vertigo, King Kong, North By Northwest, Rear Window, Psycho, Halloween, Goodfellas, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Gremlins 1 & 2, Back to the Future, Caddyshack, Shrek, Shrek 2, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Revenge of the Creature, The Creature Walks Among Us, House of Wax, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, War of the Worlds (original), Phantom of the Opera (original), The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Clue, Austin Powers movies, Casablanca, Sunset Boulevard, The Lady Vanishes, Frenzy, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Star Wars, Chinatown, Marnie, Casablanca, Lord of the Rings, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Jason and the Argonauts, Sunset Boulevard, Austin Powers, The Wolfman, Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman, Monster Squad, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Blob, Mighty Joe Young, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park 3, The Invisible Man, The Trouble With Harry, The Naked Gun, Airplane!, The Birds, Taxi Driver, Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Gladiator, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies, Gremlins, Clash of the Titans, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, High Anxiety, Aladdin, Peter Pan, The Jungle Book, ShrekThe Chronicals of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Rope...the list goes on and on.....

Television:

WWE, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name is Earl, SNL, Family Guy, MTV True Life, CNN, Ghost Hunters, Random Food Network programming

Books:

"Seinlanguage", "Jurassic Park", "The Chronicles of Narnia", various magazines. I do most of my reading online though.

Heroes:

my parents, my brothers Dave, Matt, and John, my grandfather, and all troops over in Iraq and Afghanistan.

My Blog

La Pequena: An Appreciation

I cannot express how much glee and entertainment this little...he/she...."SHIM"....or whatever, has provided me.  I am forever grateful.  You are truly a shining star.  This is the new ...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:23:00 PST

Merry Christmas (vintage blog...ammended)

**Older blog...reposted...just for you!* So it's that time of year again.  Here I sit at work, of course, on Christmas Eve.  Luckily, it's a half day and I'll be outta here at 1.  So in...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

Happy Holidays (Christmas Special Extravaganza)

I thought I'd share a bunch of my favorite Christmas specials to all those who enjoy viewing them as much as me and the lads tied up in my basement..  I have (almost) everything from classics lik...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:10:00 PST

The best bad movie is here!

It's been years, but it's finally happened.  Ever have that one movie that is so cheap and so bad that you probably found the lone copy of it at a mom and pop video store in Hickville, USA? ...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

What the Hell?

So I scrub my kitchen like a fiend this weekend.  I don't think it was ever cleaned prior to me moving in.  Was pretty nasty.  But yeah, lots of sweat and tears...well no tears...maybe ...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

I drink my energy drinks at night....

Just so everyone knows, if they don't already, but taking an energy drink...even one that is sugar free...is not a good idea anywhere beyond 6 at night.  For the last 2 days (yes I made this mist...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

Returning to Pennsylvania

Just so everyone knows, I will be returning home to Pennsylvania to visit all of my favorite peeps!  I'll be arriving on Saturday August 25th and leaving Sunday September 2nd.  Can't wait to...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Creature from the Black Lagoon...in 3D!!!

..> .. ..>Midnite showing Friday night!!! If anyone else wants to join us in the black lagoon, lemme know and we'll see if we can score some more tickets!...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

The Wrong Turn...starring me

It's a little overdue, but here's the short web series called "The Wrong Turn" that I was involved in to help promote Fox Atomic's travel horror flick "Turistas".  The premise revolves around sp...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

Attack of the growing niece

She's getting so big and I'm not even there to see it!  GRRRR!!!  I wanna eat her up!  I never saw a baby's cheeks grow so much. Here's my older brother Dave and his wife Denise, with l...
Posted by Mikey (North) Hollywood on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST