Jet Jaguar!

Hello! My name is Jet Jaguar. I was created by an effeminate Japanese inventor with an annoying nephew in short shorts and a "hetero" lifemate. I am 5'6" or 50 stories tall depending on the foe I must challenge. My best friend is Godzilla, although he never really returns my calls anymore. I mostly want love, although friends are welcome. I am also intersted in KICKING ASS!!! IF YOU ARE LARGE KAIJU THREAT JAGUAR CHOP HA HA! I GROW LARGE AND BEAT HA HA! NO MONSTER BIG OR SMALL ESCAPE ASS KICKING WRATH OF JET JAGUAR!...HA HA!I enjoy poetry, flowers and sunsets. If you are in the mood for a caring, sensitive friend, won't you give me a try?