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Thaddeus Maximus

Without a past I wouldn't be here. &nbsp...wait, where am I?

About Me

I was once the trigger man for a genocidal operation against the Squirrel clan in the prairielands of Louisiana, but I just couldn't do it. They had no idea that what they were doing was wrong. They also had no idea how good they taste in a Jambalaya. This was a serious conflict for me and had torn my conscience up like a diamond-cut paper shredder. So I became a musician and joined the Dark Side all in the same week. I've never looked back since. Let me tell you, Lord Vader plays a MEAN harmonica.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Interests

Muzak, Indie film, Asian Film, Thugs on Film, Writing (both lit, music, and complex algebraic equations), Computers, helping inanimate objects accomplish tasks which would otherwise be impossible, carbon testing Xiomara to find her real age.

I'd like to meet:

Unfortunately most of them are dead (not my doing)... John Lennon, Gene Roddenberry, Frank Sinatra, Alfred Hitchcock, Augustus Caesar, Leonardo DiVinci... and now for the live folks:...uhmmm, I've met them.

Music:

I don't normally post this crap here as I am a purist (minimalistic, fast loading pages... not that myspace needs anymore help being bloated), but I feel like I'm really open to just about anything these days.

More recently I've been into the Dandy's and Brian Jonestown (yes, I just watched Dig!). Catherine Wheel and NIN are in pretty constant on my playlist. I have this wierd predilection for the Dresden Dolls. I do believe that it's about time for a 311 tour through my playlist. Pearl Jam's Ten is in my list of top 10 (no pun intended, but that one was) albums of all time. I love the Robotballoons, and Sheila and the Insects... ...do me a favor and check these guys out . Let me know what you think. I'd love to get them States' Side for a tour. They may be the only ones who can convince the mighty X! to get some new Superheroes (they're imports, naturally). I also have to have my weekly dose of Pete Yorn on Saturdays.

Movies:

Series flicks: Star Wars, Godfather, Kill Bill, LoTR, Ju-On, the Kevin Smith Saga, and Airplane!I like independent film, but the Sundance winners seem to keep getting excruciatingly harder to make it through. I like Anime, Asian Horror, Mindless action, and those B-movies that my sister-in-law watches are starting to grow on me.
Mystery Quote: "Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most..."

Television:

Kill your television. It's evil and will try to eat your brain. Don't even plug a PlayStation into it. That makes it worse.

Books:

Currently in the middle of American Gods and Last of the Mohicans (which had to be put aside because Neil Gaiman is the shit). Complete Linux Administration in a Nutshell (bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha). Evil Geniuses, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy (yes, there are five), The Cluetrain Manifesto, Gonzo Marketing, Wired Magazine, The Dirt, The Sandman (or anything by Neil Gaiman, who is again the shit). ...and there's just too much to list!!! So bid now, I have a very low reserve and you too can enjoy my item.

Heroes:

Father Malone once jumped from the belltower in the middle of the night. They never found a body. I know that was him though, I could see the distant look behind his eyes that there was something about this world which disturbed him so deeply and yet, even being a man of the cloth, there was nothing he could do to stop the flood of evil which was pouring over mankind like molten iron upon the cannon-fodder which the Kings in the planetary chess games throw at their enemies. He was helpless to stop this with his frail mortal body. After that dusk when the sun set in his eyes and he had looked at me, I knew that he was going to make everything right again. That night he had become the Nigh....

...okay fine, Teachers are my heroes.

My Blog

Would you give me 3 million dollars? Please?

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Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

It's 74% and turning into the home stretch.

"It's a beautiful day for a good round of World Championship Life Racing isn't it Bob? "...errrr, Bob? "Oh well.  I guess Bob's dropped out.  Anyway, as I was saying, "It...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

"Web Flog" sounds so much better

I'm really gonna stop calling this shit a "Blog". Journal ain't gonna cut it either. Blog implies that I update your interest with some feverent regularity much on the same schedule which a high fib...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

don't ask, I'll sort this later

In case you missed my blogs. I didn't stop writing them. They just stopped getting posted. Long story which kind of has to do with some of the following content. I'll sort through these later and ...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:11:00 PST

Dr. Katrina or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hurricanes

Let's hope that Mother Nature is a lot less of a bowler than the Big Lebowski and puts too much spin on her latest shot at the Rock & Bowl, 'cuz otherwise we're about to have beachfront property t...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:11:00 PST

My wife may never forgive me.

Blogger crashed again& woe is me My wife may never forgive me. It is far from unimaginable for any man who has been in any relationship with a woman for more than fifteen minutes at a time to...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:41:00 PST

Chaplin or a Guy with rosacea?

Got this in a bulletin message... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: <A HREF='http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewP rofile&friendID=5926186&Mytoken=...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The daffodils want me dead.

Wed 8:51pmThey plague my early mornings this time of year. Just as the morning dew is leaving the grass, their pollen starts to fly about with the buzzing of the bees. Microscopic bits of agony enter ...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

She snores like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

Thu 2:51pm I would like to know what happens when the eyelids close at night. I sleep really hard and I don't remember many of my dreams. Apparently they're funny, Xio says I laugh in my sleep. Sh...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What makes a lie "white"? (public)

Sun 12:14pm Little white lies. The term "white" seems to imply that it is told for a good cause. Telling a telemarketer that you are actually your roommate and that "you" are working out of the...
Posted by Thaddeus Maximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST