My perpetual fear is levitating in church because I don't want people to look up and see my underwear. I am married to a sonambulist and since I lucubrate, it is a perfect match. I am in love with an anime villain so this is a hopeless, very hopeless romance.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Xiomara
Birthday: 7th day of the 7th month
Birthplace: on a coral reef jutting out the sea of Cebu
Current Location: Lat. 45o Long. 67.89o
Eye Color: black but they shoot lazers
Hair Color: dyed black because of my albino roots
Height: hobbit
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambi-dextrous but rightly dyslexic
Your Heritage: Filipino and part-Pekingese
The Shoes You Wore Today: the most uncomfortable mules ever designed by elves
Your Weakness: long haired drummer named Thad Glindmeyer, boys that look like girls, sushi and unchocolate flavored ice cream
Your Fears: levitating and accidentally becoming telekinetic
Your Perfect Pizza: shrimp and snow crab and calamare and sea cucumbers. yum!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not be too famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm smiling but of course, I'm not that yellow.
Thoughts First Waking Up: uhmmm...where are my clothes?
Your Best Physical Feature: knuckles and probably wrists too
Your Bedtime: whenever the Benadryl kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't recall missing a memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite Zero with half a pound of freshly squeezed lemons
MacDonalds or Burger King: Boca Burgers (a.k.a the green meat)
Single or Group Dates: Mass cult marriages
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk or one of those tea drinks that have really awesome packaging
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neapolitan...give the strawberry some love
Cappuccino or Coffee: 3 shots of espresso
Do you Smoke: only graphic design programs...nerq!
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Reigning 10 PM Karaoke Queen
Do you Shower Daily: 3 times a day because I love the smell of towels
Have you Been in Love: Resurgent
Do you want to go to College: Been there,done that, got the toga...
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, got the slave...
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in myself. I believe the person who typed this question cannot spell.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Dude, I sleep on a waterbed. I'm used to motion.
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I don't go around believing that I am. I can draw pretty people though.
Are you a Health Freak: Full blown hypochondria
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom looks like my sister and my dad went to arnis school with Bruce Lee. Yes, I get along with them. I have the best conversations with them...mostly about Bruce Lee.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why yes, it goes well with my diabolical laughter.
Do you play an Instrument: Let us see if you can keep up with me...dulcimer,sithar,shamisen,harpsichord,tuba and a gay french horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Jager is not alcohol. Jager is the scourge of God.
In the past month have you Smoked: the pole
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Lortabs which do not have any effect on me at all. My tooth still hurt and I stayed up all night.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes but we ended up in jail.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: How can you "go" to a place where you already live?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, that's just abject gluttony, man.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You mean in the past 30 minutes...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Naked except for a guitar...well at least it felt like it.
