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Devil's Backburner

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I prefer the mountains. I hope to meet a sex-crazed chink. I like the 80s. I'm wearing leg-warmers. A man with no teeth gave me a dollar at the wal-mart in farmington, saying, "clean yourself up." I eat honey packets. Lately, when I look around, I am in the middle of nowhere, and I enjoy myself. I scream into the night, and howl at the moon. I spend time with people other people have warned me about, and they always turn out to be kind. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I think you're great, and you should come visit. div style

My Interests

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Good, honest folks!

My Blog

Rule No.6

Ah ha, ah ha ha! Ain't life grand? Ain't life funny? It is, Grand and Funny, if you just remember Rule No. 6. DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO DAMN SERIOUS! I have fallen into practice with Rule No.6 recently....
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:42:00 GMT

ain’t it good to be alive

So...On my last blog, "to protect the innocent," I seem to have caused quite a little myspace stir. So let me clarify some things about well, people in general.I want to be dependable, and I want othe...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:58:00 GMT

Life is good for a kale junkie in portland

So, I left my journal in this girl's car, and I feel I need to write, or I may get the shakes and chills and start to go through withdrawl...so...I'm in Portland. But I wasn't always in this city, or ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:06:00 GMT

from under the mask of innocence

I'm going to be honest with you: I want to apologize about my latest (not greatest) blogs, giving little or no real info about: what's the story, who's the story, what makes the story? I don...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:48:00 GMT

Kyle Kjeselth in the land of point

I met this rock man today. He asked me if we had been messin’ wit dem bees. I had been. I didn’t mean to, but I accidentally knocked myself into their tree and they just came after me...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Kyle Kjeselth in the land of whatever

So, me and this guy, Kyle Kjeselth, have like, fallen in lust.  I don’t believe in love. Lust is cooler. I feel pretty whatever about the whole thing. I think I might like hang o...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:05:00 GMT

He’s just doing his thing

It’s just whatever with Kyle Kjeselth. Kyle Kjeselth doesn’t have any expectations. Kyle Kjeselth doesn’t give a fuck. It’s just, you know, whatever. Oh, really? That’s ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:51:00 GMT

contemporary plato

I mean to be an angelinstead of turn you onwhen rapture rapes the musesthe inspiration’s goneI mean only to touch youin such a friendly wayyour eyes though they are burningare someone else&rsquo...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:16:00 GMT

you as me, me as her

You say my tightswill see the alpsWith me, with you,with or withoutI promise thisI know your dreamIt’s you, it’s her,we’re what we seemDriving farall waste is lostmoving fastyour bal...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:43:00 GMT

A wild and crazy guy

Yesterday, I had the fear. Have you ever done yoga? Sometimes you stretch in such a way, it is painful. The instructor tells you to, "accept the pain, embrace, and work deeper into the stretch." Then,...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:45:00 GMT