blow-pez

i'm into arts n' crafts and anything to do with glue. i like to suck the cream out of a twinkie with an empty pixie stick. I methodically step on every crack on the sidewalk. i take naps on PCP at 4:20. i like to forget things so i can re-experience feelings of surprise. i enjoy repeating myself. i enjoy repeating myself. my idea of a joke is to put pop rocks in your coke and then throw the fizzy concoction at your mom. if shopping is a sport, than i'm a paraplegic. i dance like a gasoline-soaked monkey in flames. i walk in my sleep because it's easy exercise. i eat animals because i believe in reincarnation and fascists must be out there somewhere. i don't ride the champagne train because it doesn't stop near my house. i wear dark sun-glasses all the time so people don't know i'm winking at them. i would hang with my friends but there isn't enough rope to go around. i've heard, that if your not on the edge than you're taking up too much mySpace.