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Katie

we are not worth our salt

About Me

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i'm kind of a hypocrite but i don't care enough to pretend i'm not
i like bright colors, things that sparkle, poppy music, shallow movies and laughing at my pain.
i also like to pretend i've lost my cell phone so i don't have to return people's calls...... i also really do lose my cell phone

My Interests

I'm not interested in a social life unless it involves coffee, gay clubs, chess or theme parties....Now that ELFscapade 2006 is over and done with, I wait in eager anticipation for Stoner Park Sunday Summer Slide Series...

I'd like to meet:

People who yelp.Anyone who wants to participate in Elfscapade 2007 and People willing to come to my sky mall gift exchange party (don't be haters).
I'd also like to meet, garden gnome collecters, the milkman, and people who sing in the car or the shower, (but only if they have a bad voice) and, of course, your mom.

Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥
whateverlife.com...

Music:

Wednesday night karaoke as Del's Saloon...i refuse to subject myself to any other kind of "music"

Movies:

the usual suspects, zoolander, saved!, what about bob?, rocketman and any movie under 90 minutes
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Television:

yes!!Now that I own every season of Full House on DVD, it frees up some time for me to watch other quality tv shows like rosanne

Books:

extremely loud and incredibly close

Heroes:

lance armstrong and his drugs, anorexic people, professor bellhouse, and people who work the coat check at night clubs

My Blog

livejouranl

okay tim is kind of weird, after living in la he feels normal, i said that already bitchy , he thinks about people who have ruined his life like the pc fuller crew, who is in our immediated atmosphere...
Posted by Katie on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

katie's academic journal of intelligent research

I'm currently conducting a research analysis project on nicole richie's eating habits. Please take note of the following exhibits:Exhibit A: (courtesy of my unaware research assistant, allison)..Exhi...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:02:00 PST

i crashed on my bike again

i know, i know, we're all a bit shockedi hate having scars on my body, when i look in the mirror i want to cry until my fake eyelashes fall out...
Posted by Katie on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

we can all dream

I wish I had a personal assistant to hold my two spare coffees for me actually, I think i'd settle for just being able to afford three starbucks drinks a day.....currently i'm living beyond my means a...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

the official pillow of the asexual movement

whoever invented this rules..... All hail the almighty inventor!!(beckham wants one because posh spice is made of plastic and is therefore not very soft)...
Posted by Katie on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

a study of my roots

I just got my dna tested, its ends up that i'm a distant relative to both nicole richie and hillary duff .. like nicole and the duffster, i am genetically prone to frequent starbucks daily, have a ...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST

Holiday Cup update

I was in the westwood starbucks yesterday and they had the new holiday cups mixed in with the regular cups.....I was given a regular cup because the people who work there are chumps....i'm going to pr...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:42:00 PST

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the season's over, i've broken my foot for the 8th time and I've officially let myself go... this is me every week coming out of BevMo! Except my cart is full of hard liquor don't worry t...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST

me. not me. the end.

this is me right now this is what i'll never be... love the duff...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST

theme party fun!

Starbucks Holiday Cup Theme Party because we all know that the seasonal issuing of the holiday cup is the best time of year even mary kate gets excited sooo lets brainstorm.... we find...
Posted by Katie on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:57:00 PST