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Chris Tasteless

Tell me... can you gouge out this baby's eyes?

About Me

Sagittarius- I am optimistic and enthusiastic. I have a releckless tendency to rely on luck since I have no talent. The majority of us Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. Thus, I am indeed a worthless piece of shit.

My Interests

Art, music, the bottle, nights on the town, defacing things, spreading word of the CDC, TCZ (RIP), GDI, The Sons of Liberty, Swords and Daggers, Scum Comics, 1908, 3R5, pillaging, plundering, looting, and of course...sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

Sol LeWitt, Jackson Pollock, Mad Mardigan

Music:

CRASS, Red Elvises, Inspector 7, Curlupanddie, Keldon DMD, Circle Takes the Square, PGMG, Envy, Electric Summer, DK, INDK, Chocking Victim, The Sword, The Showdown, Shadowy Men On a Shadowy Planet, 7 Angles 7 Plagues, Death Threat, The Exploited, Drowningman, Daughters, Dillinger Escape Plan, React (nyc), Blanks 77, The English Beat, Not Bob Marley (aka the toasters), Circle Jerks, Antischism, The Statics, At the Drive In, Toxic Narcotic, Seven Seconds, The Cramps, Everytime I die, The Specials, Dysrythmia, Mastadon, Reach the Sky, Teen Idles, Fugazi, Strike Anywhere, 2000 Flushes, Showcase Showdown, Lightning Bolt, DMBQ, Sucide Machines (old school), From Monument to Masses, Hopesfall (early), Darkest Hour, Lifetime, Mouthwash, Link 80, Slapstick, Virulent Strain, Metro Stylee, The Locust, Felix Frump, No Innocent Victim, The Loitterers (NJ), Flux of Pink Indians, Bad Brains, Kill Your Idols, Seki, Avail, Q And Not U, Assorted Jellybeans, Converge, 1.6 Band, From Saftey to Where, The Fall of Troy, Nine Days Wonder, Party of Helicopters, The Clap, Red Scare, The Black Dahlia Murder, When Tigers Fight, Zao, American Nightmare, Gorogoth, Pelican, Small Brown Bike, Jude the Obscure, Coffee Day for Crippled Children, Emperor, Bruce Springsteen "The Boss".

Movies:

Master of the Flying Guillotine, The Mack, American Pimp, Sunday's Game, City of God, George A Romero's Dawn of the Dead, The Life Aquatic, Silent Night Deadly Night, Surf Nazi's Must Die, Mystery Train, Ginger Snaps, Hiri Kara, Jaws, Big Trouble in Little China, Deadman, This Is Spinal Tap, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Samurai Fiction, Naked, The Filth and The Fury, Broken Flowers, Fist of the North Star, Three Amigos, Premonition, Secuestro Express, Sin City...anything Shaw Brothers, RareScope or Venom Mob.

Television:

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Books:

Tales of a Punk Rock Nothing, Mr. Nice Guy, TCZ, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Tuesdays with Morrie, Elektra Assassin, Gideon, Empire, The 13 1/-2 Lives of Captain BlueBear, Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, The Terror, any Calvin and Hobbes or Dr. Suess books and other people's diaries.

Heroes:

And others I give props to: Mike Lavalee, Coop, Rat Fink, Morning Breath, James Jean, Tara McPherson, John John Jesse, Alex Pardee, Sam Flores, Jeff Soto, Jeremy Fish, Jack Burton...

My Blog

All other states can suck it...

Jersey rocks because... New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state w...
Posted by Chris Tasteless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more advice...

Find out what you have before you find out what you'll get.
Posted by Chris Tasteless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best Advise I ever got

"The road to hell is paved with Republicans". ~ North Peterson.
Posted by Chris Tasteless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what should be our motto...

I'm from New Jersey and I'm proud about it. I'm from the Garden State. I'm from New Jersey and I boast about it. I think it's simply great. All of the other states throughout the nation, may mean alot...
Posted by Chris Tasteless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST