This is a painting by Shag... good stuff www.shag.comHEY BABY THIS IS A SHOUT OUT! JEANINE! WOO HOO!
I'd like to meet:
You... if you weren't so ugly stupid and annoying. I'm just joking... I'll meet you anyway.............
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Music:
Lounge, Power Rock, Classic Rock, Glam Rock, New Wave Rock, Funk, Funk Rock, Rock Funk, Lounge Rock, Jug Rock, Funk Power Rock, Jug Funk, Cuisinart Funk. and of course seventies porn music.
Movies:
James Bond, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Weird Science, Fight Club, Superman, Spring Break Sorority babes, Saturday Night Fever, Anchorman, Better off Dead, Watership Down, DO OR DIE!, Dr. Strangelove, the Apartment, Hot shots, Naked Gun, Airplane, Krull, Ferris Beuller, Swingers, the Dark Crystal, any movie made in the 80s where someone has to overcome an obstacle like winning a competition to save the day to a really rocking song like "You're the best!" or "Winner takes it all!"
I really enjoy watching movies where dogs drive cars... its hilarious because dogs cant reach the pedals and drive! Unless they have two dogs which is even more hilarious... or if cats are driving thats even funnier. I love seeing the expression on the cats face! Dogs doing anything like people is just priceless. I would love to see a dog fly a plane! that would be so funny! Or a boat! wouldn't it be great if two stuck up rich socialites in there Sunday best were drinking tea on there yacht talking about the queen or something and then some dog driving a boat side swiped them and they fall in the water! That'll show them! HA! THATS GREAT! I will also watch a monkey driving a car but thats not as funny. unless its a small monkey in a fez...I also like Brazilian Pornography.... Dont ask me why... Long Story.
Television:
Do you know what show is great... the ummm one with that guy, he wears the hat sometimes.... you know which I mean... there's a girl in it, the girl with the hair I cant remember her name. there's a dog ... no wait that was just that one episode. Ummm geez whats it called... I think its porn... god I am going to hit myself when I remember its at the tip of my tounge... ah you know what im talking about.
INTERNET SITES
www.freshchocodiles.com
www.manties.net
www.datejesus.com/bathe/
www.marshmallowpeeps.com/about/fun_facts.html
www.maniolators.com/
Books:
I like to read books that make me feel like a smarty big shot, I also like to read the back of bottles in arm reach of the toilet bowl.... cause you need to read something on the_throne.
Heroes:
ummm.... Superman... lets see... Telly Sevalis.... Topcat... batman... ummm Mel Torme... That guy from that commercial with the telephone and the old lady... I think he had a hat. Santa for bringing me that george forman
grill... Indiana jones... geez lets see.... Walter Smootmont, Thanks for all the support in Miami buddy! Umm the academy of course... My publicist, my lawyers, Longball industries... especially Gary and the gang.... we did it! half this is for you! ...Of course my twelve beautiful kids... Damion, Brodrick, Roger, Juliana, Petey, Scooter, the twins Skyler and Kyler. BoBo, Kishante, Glem, and Corkscrew... There are so many starving children without awards, This award is more for me then them... WE DID IT BABY!...
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FEAST ON HUMAN FLESH... AND THAT WOULD
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