Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear

About Me

When I see a sexy teddy bear I go crazy... esspecially ones over stuft in the rump. Sure... I get it on with alot of bears... other stuft animals... ect. But that dont mean I dont dig people too... In fact...I want to do it with everyone and everything... and i dont care how i get it...I just wants it! I know... its turning you on... lets have sex.

My Interests

Hideing in bushes outside people's homes... putting naked pictures of myself on Myspace... Doin it... sitting on an active washing machine...rubbing crisco on my ass... etc. I bite... and not because im a bear...

I'd like to meet:

YOU... and your hot cousin... and that girl at the coffee shop... and the old guy who hangs out behind the XXX book shop... and your dog... acctually I dont care... I'll "meet" anyone.

.....................This is a Map of People Who Got Turned on By Me Today.... I just wish I could do them all.....

Music:

A Smooth Groove always works... But thats for the Bone'e, Myself (The BoneR), Will Do it to anything. Polka, Nature Sounds, A Recording of Factory Noises... I dont care, I'll use it. Put on The Sesame Street Album "Born To Add"... I'll do it to that.

Movies:

Pornography...Also I like to watch all the hidden cameras I have set up like the guy in that movie Sliver... thats hot... In fact I'm watching you rolling your socks into balls right now... thats sexy... roll them socks. Mmmmm

Television:

Nature Channels... National Geographic, Animal Planet... Hot.

Books:

Im not gonna lie... I cant read... I'm a teddy Bear... The only thing I need to read is your face when you say no... and it means yes.

Heroes:

The Arhcitect that built your house so your window was faceing the bushes in which I like to hide. The guy who invented Astroglide, The guy who Invented the Thong, Another Hero of mine is you... for takeing that hot picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror and putting it on my space.

My Blog

More on that

Like that one with the girl in the grey dress with the lolypop! Awsome! I mean whats the deal, I looked all over that website and no where can i find her to take her home and let me have sex with her....
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Ad Masterbation

Am I the only one who materbates to those Match.Com Adds? What can I say? my penis is easily hypnotized by advertiseing. In fact my penis is in a demographic all its own... its what people in th...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

Item Found

Whoever left your panties at my house yesterday... bad news... I violated them so much they are no longer recognizable as panties... I just hope those werent the pair I stole from Barbera Walter's dre...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

Katharine McPhee

I put Katharine McPhee in my top friends because she is the only one the tampon scam worked with, and there was plenty of room. D B
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Adventures of Dirty Bear

Good News My Children... In the pipeline is a series of shorts about my adventures... belive me its gonna get sexy. If you thought you had plenty to masterbate too on the internet... your life is abou...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

New Pictures

I just added some more delicious slices of my sexual exploits... Take a gander... and feel free to feel freely if you know what im saying.
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST

My Life has changed.

My People... I just got back from a spiritual journey... I saw alot of wonderful places... most sticky... most pink. And I relized... Im not getting any younger... Im three years old people... and I h...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

Small can Be Good

I know what your all thinking... hes too small to pleasure me... hes a tiny bear... well think again. You wont see me when Im doing my thang... imagine Im like an invisable Brad Pitt or something... I...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

LOOK 69 FRIENDS!

Until somebody gets all up in... and changes it... I have 69 friends! Masterbate to that thought... you know I will The Dirty B...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

A Simple Request

This is Dirty Bear... Will You get naked if I do? Yes? Well its too late, Im already naked, right down to the fur... Now its your turn.... I hope you dont mind, I got you a tub of 'I can't belive its ...
Posted by Dirty Bear, The Perverted Teddy Bear on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST