anti-lame-j-face

What YOU/THEY say about [jursting]:

Julie: How's this: "Well dang, Just-a-jus makes me want to do the wop. That's not offensive slang for Italian. I mean like dancing. Justin makes we want to pants-off dance off."Fireface (Eileen): didnt i already do this? you have more socks then most people do. your nissan smells like men and listerine.Jorshie: Heres a sentence for you. Justin is a huge fag.Nikki: Justin sucks. He sucks at: 1) Soul Calibur, 2) Boggle, 3) Gin, 4) Top Spin, 5) Walking Slowly and 6) Giving Nikki Her Very Own Sentence. hah!Todd (the Mali): Received in a hail storm, the roof accepted Justin's face. Justin's face slowly expanded, engorging the entire roof, eventually the entire house. Like a fungus Justin's face quickly grew and as a result the entire internet has become nothing more than Justin's face of the week contest. The stops on the R8 include Highland, St. Martins, Allen Lane, Carpenter, and Upsal. Those are not the only stops on the R8. I did not see your bulletin.Amanda: 1. Justin talks in his sleep. 2. Justin hates carnival hot dogs. 3. Justin is as frustrating as he is endearing. 4. One day I will punch Justin in the face. I swear. 5. Justin makes my days.(just plain) Kelly: Best porn director ever. (thanks kelly)Larissa: My favorite thing was when we almost died when we were smoking a blunt on your balcony. We almost died.Susanne: You are the greasiest WOP that ever slipped his way out of Italy. I shared a bed with you for a summer, and haven't been able to wash away the Pesto smell since.Kers: jursy juice tells good stories that he hears from me..like ones about squriells being stapled to trees. he doesnt know how to spell squriells either. he wants to hear about serial killers who rape, chop off body parts and drill holes into peoples heads. he does, i have proof. were married too. dont get confused cause of mom though. she is our mom.Lisa (the biker one): Justin is the wind beneath my ass... I mean wings. Someone need a hug??Katie: Justin is a male scallywag, found lurking on my profile whilst he wittles away his work day. He gets very upset if I don't send him dead kittens regularly.Jessica: Justin has a huge one. Yes, it's what you're thinking.Dena: i dunno - the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is that you're the only other person who appreciates timbuktu as much as i do - and i think that's awesome and kind of frightening at the same time since it's about a pessimistic dog's perspective on life.Nina: Pessimistic at times but always tries to lighten the conversation with a sarcastic joke, that is just the nature of his humor if and only if he is not talking about getting some.Jeff Starr: Justin is often worried because he cares about the people around him. He is a sweetie.Andrea: Justin's aura is so powerful that it's almost scary in its intensity.Benny: Smoking grass in front of the UN building in '03. Now THAT was cool.George: you're artsy and way too liberal...kill all the Iraqis and take their oil i say...as long as i don't have to pay $3 for gas.Meredith: Huge stalker, from way back in the day...jHen (Sun$hine): ...well, you are a lazy bum.* (* denotes 1. Taken out of context,& 2. Used without permission.) Ish: 1. Just likes to wear the same shirt everyday. 2. When Justin says he's coming right over to your house, it'll take him at least 8 hours.Michelle: justin is possibly one of the weirdest people i know: he overanalyzes, hates julie cooper-nichol, likes cheeseballs, and will bring a half eaten cheesball to your house, and make you scared of aliens.Leigh: Justin's blogs make me think that he's the one with the good drugs, not me.Liz (Sherry): Justin's gone a little mad in his old age.Jamie: Jurstin is a blur of introvenous drug abuse and unprotected sex all while taking the Lord's name in vain...I love that fucking bastard...makes me laugh...goddam, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit. On a side note, Todd Kurpel has my credit card. See that guy on my top 8? He's number 5. He has my credit card. Ask him for my credit card please. When all the limbs are numb and clean, And you’re in transit, dream to dream, I’ll drift there to meet you, lazybones. When all the world has lain and sank, And money sleeps inside the banks, I’ll drift there to meet you, layzbones. Cameraman sways to remember how the eye dances, Drunkenness is a hand-held Scrambling down Delancey I come stumbling; Well I hear you had to take a shine And firing at random, I hear the rays fell upon mine. Cool you, miss amaze, with a handful of water Trucks encircling, bearing down, coming louder. If I could stay here, under your idle caress And not exit to the world and phoniness and people. When all the noise has left your head Will someday you rise off the bed? I’ll be there to lift you, lazybones. Soul Coughing - Lazy BonesJosh says "fuck this and that." I don't think I've ever gotten better advice in my life.Smatch. Jorsh an Isleleen noe ward that meens.