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JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones

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About Me

First off let me announce that I am deeply in love with my husband Rich more than anything on this world, and I wouldn't change my love for him for anything
The short of it:
I'm married. We I do hair and makeup and I love that more than cheese and I love cheese quite a bit. I'm the luckiest woman alive. End of story.
The Long Of It...
I’ve grown numb. the complexities and irony of life amuse me. the ignorance and hypocrisy that is human nature disgusts me. but there is no escaping the truth of what and who you are. coming to those terms in your own eyes can be one of the most difficult tasks one can ever face. I believe to be handling mine quite well. or maybe not. maybe it's all a facade. just a small hope barely gleaming on the sea of endless lies, truths, and complications that lies ahead of me. to make it to the other side assures happiness. or so we may assume as once crossed over, no one has ever returned. could it be that the other side is death? possibly true happiness? or could it be that the journey between the two was so perilous none would ever dare face it again?
I plan to defy the odds. give me your best shot. I will make it. I’ll survive twice over and make it back to tell the tale.
and when the fates mull over what it is that I have done, that a mere mortal has successfully defied their will, maybe they too will pause and wonder. is it possible the fates even have fates of their own? the idea that no one has any control over their own lives is deliciously disturbing in every sense. the irony of it all, that this life is meaningless without death, that no matter how hard you try the world seems to kick you in the balls harder each time you try to stand up but when you finally achieve your goals and dreams, greed takes control... it's all a beautifully balanced chaotic massacre of every religion. absolutely delightful.
and I will defeat you all.


my life has been changing. so fast, but for the better. i'm excited, to take the world by storm. one day at a time. i've found peace with myself for the first time in my life. i may not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but i am happy with who i am. i am happy with my strengths, i understand my weaknesses, and i know where i came from. i'm a fighter. always have been, never will change. perseverance.
i am fiercely loyal to my friends and my family. anyone who ever needs anything knows i am just a phonecall away. best person to have on your side, worst person to not, though i don't see any reason for senseless violence. but if you do something to disrespect or dishonor my friends/family, i will tear you apart.
artistic expression in every form is beautiful. i do amazing hairs as my art, and express myself through my modifications- 6 tattoos and 10 piercings. many more will be added eventually. music means the world to me, as i tend to express my moods in song, because i am a dork like that. i have gotten numerous requests to start singing in public again, but i don't think the world is ready for that yet, hahaha. I have friends all over the world, I wish I could see all of them all the time, but the world is such a wide place...
I do awesome hair. unfortunately, living in a small town, i don't get to do as much as i would like, but i am working on saving money to go to special FX makeup school, so i may broaden my horizons as a talented beauty industry professional.
I live hard. (I drive hard, my furniture gets worn down quick, my clothes are worn hard)
Yet I am still a lady.
Even though I can swear like a truck driver and drink like a sailor, I can do it with class. I don't need to meet anyone "special" on here, so if you try to make a move on me, I will hunt you down and remove your internal organs with a rusted spork. I don't need that. Friends are nice, but friends are all I want. So if your intentions are otherwise, I will send out my legions of zombie penguins to have your bowels removed and fed to you. Thank you, and have a nice day.

My Interests

Happily married since 6/23/2007!

beating up silly scene kids at shows
hair
makeup
my mad scissor skillz
playing hockey
spending time with my finace
watching cartoons

I'd like to meet:

Happily married since June 23, 2007!!

I have the most amazing man in existance. And yes, he is ALL MINE

Music:

Agent Orange
Alkaline Trio
Apoptygma Berzerk
Atreyu their new music SUCKS
Bauhaus
Bjork
Black Sabbath
Blood For Blood
Blutengel
Children Of Bodom
Daft Punk
Death Cab For Cutie
Dimmu Borgir
Funker Vogt
Hanzel Und Gretyl
Hatebreed
HIM again, sucks.
It Dies Today
Iron Maiden
James Zabiela
Kanye West
Leaves Eyes
Muse
Queen
Sham 69
Siouxsie & The Banshees
Slayer
Bouncing Souls
The Clash
The Cure
The Roots
VNV Nation
Within Temptation alas, another amazing band gone down the drain while attempting to conform to American media "standards"

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange
Akira
Amelie
American Pop
Dark City
Fargo
From Dusk Til Dawn
Ghostworld
Hard Core Logo
Highlander
My Name Is Joe
Pulp Fiction
Shakespeare In Love
Shawn of the Dead
Superbad
SLC Punk
Suburbia
The Labyrinth
Unleashed

Television:

[adult swim]
CSI
Heroes
Fairly Odd Parents
any cartoons.

Books:

a day in the life of ivan denisovich
please kill me
the elegant universe
we the living

Heroes:

gilda radner

My Blog

waiting

it's a beautiful day today. the sun is shining the air is crisp and sweet smelling. i'm sitting at the Timothy's World Coffees on the corner of Bay and Charles because the walk from our apartment to...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:00:00 PST

my soul is glowing with joy

Just when I thought today felt like such a wasted day, I lay here in bed with my head propped up by 6 pillows, laptop sitting on my legs that have been positioned to a degree slightly less than 90, fe...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:44:00 PST

.....

i had written a quite beautiful and eloquent post, but then my computer decided to start malfunctioning and all that I had written was gone.  bastard.   It's difficult for me to find the wor...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST

The Invasion has begun.

Shortly after UFO lights were spotted over the UK ( see this article for reference- more reports of UFO lights), a giant LEGO style man is fished out of the sea at a Dutch resort. The giant LEGO style...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

leaving on a jet plane

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Today I leave for Chicago- to spend my weekend with the purdiest girl north of the mason dixon line, my older (non-biological) sister Kasia! We're going to Lollapal...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

We got married :)

Saturday, June 23, 2007. After several attemps, the invading alien ninja rodents had to increase their numbers fourfold. Try as they might there would be no penetration of the fortress ReFalo. It was...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

just wanted to say...

i know a boy who makes me smile. no matter what, he always brings a smile to my face. i know a boy who soothes my soul. like nothing else, when life gets crazy and hectic and insane and demanding, he...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

i'm sorry

i just want to appologize to anyone who i might have snapped at lately. i have far far too much on my plate right now. i really don't know how to deal with it all. i'm sorry. today is just one of tho...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

so pretty...

"The Adventure"I wanna have the same last dream again,the one where I wake up and I'm alive.Just as the four walls close me within,my eyes are opened up with pure sunlight.I'm the first to know,my dea...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

We Set Our Wedding Date!

May Day! It's May Day! Haha, who else is going to dance around the May pole with me? Hrrmmm? For those of you who are interested (I know I am, ha!) Rich and I picked a date. October 31, 2009. We're go...
Posted by JenniEvil (aka) Mrs. Bones on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:12:00 PST