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I am here for Friends

About Me

So no regrets, and no looking back to sinking ships. I'll strip the gauze for a rational self-analysis. "I'm down. Cut and bound. Counting scars, and counting blessings loud."R.I.P. Hot Water Music 1994-2006

My Interests

muay thai, brazilian jiu-jitsu, history, music, tattoos, coffee, drums, percussion, touring, volkswagens, movies, stabbin people, yogurt, museums...

I'd like to meet:

i spent a few hours in the Maze with Puff, a young elf from Brooklyn. We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan. Father Christmas or the Devil-so close but yet so far. We imagined a SatanLand where visitors would wade through steaming pools of human blood and feces before arriving at the Gates of Hell, where a hideous gimp in a singed velvet costume would take them by the hand and lead them to Satan. Once we thought of it we couldn't get it out of our minds. Overhearing the customers we would substitute the word Satan for the word Santa. "What do you think, Michael? Do you think Macy's has the real Satan?" "Don't forget to thank Satan for the Baby Alive he gave you last year." "I love Satan." "Who doesn't? Everyone loves Satan!"

Music:

hot water music, kenna, alkaline trio, the sleeping, killswitch engage, coldplay, frou frou, thrice, everytime i die, the sounds, weezer, at the drive-in, refused, lifetime, elliot, afi, johnny cash, kid dynamite, saves the day, boysetsfire, bon jovi, the mars volta, the killers, we're all broken, the clash, brand new, the get up kids, i have dreams, jimmy eat world...

Movies:

memento, rounders, back to the future, garden state, boondock saints, waking life, indiana jones, dogtown and z-boys, run lola run, snatch, gangs of new york, fight club, the royal tenenbaums, training day, pulp fiction.

Television:

history channel, csi and anything poker

Books:

naked, the stranger, get in the van, diary...

Heroes:

bruce lee