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About Me

I think this pretty much sums me up (minus the hint of sarcasm and subtle hostility):
bust 79*: wow
bust 79: rough life
bust 79: you're really
bust 79: you know a martyr
bust 79: to go through this life completely misunderstood and under appreciated
bust 79: in hundreds of years
bust 79: when our brains have developed by leaps and bounds
bust 79: from our primitive cerebrums we now utilize
bust 79: we will only then begin to APPROACH
bust 79: an idea of the spectacularocity that is Nikki
*screen name has been changed to protect AIM identity
"It's safe to say you've created God out of your own image when he hates all the same people you do." -Anne Lamont.
I am an idealistic pessimist. It's hard for me to live in one place longer than 6 months. Apparently, I have the syndrom known as "the grass is greener on the other side." I hate to speak in platitudes, but I also have a tendency to burn bridges. Make of it what you will.
*Pish Posh and Brew Ha Ha are my two favorite sayings of all time. I say, lets bring 'em back.
A foolish creatures that destroys herself for transitory joys. BLAH
When in doubt: WWHD? Word, muthascunt, word.

My Interests

Games, be it video, word or board (but preferably the ones I'm good at--which definitely rules out the capitalistic money grubbing game Monopoly--i'm not bitter--though i have an entire collection of them in my closet...HAHAHA). Making books and doing creative shit-- usually consisting of puffy paints, googley eyes and stickers (i'm pretty wild). rolling cigarettes on occasion. sadly, shopping...if i wasn't so impulsive i could curb my spending habit--unforunately i have a weakness for shiny things. reading. the pacific coast. neutrality. mindless self indulgence, ie: blazing myself back to equilibrium. singing along to musicals. astrology (laugh all you want). making fun of the atrocity that is our government. Any and all things DISNEY. *a pill (or two) a day keeps the doctor(s) away.

I'd like to meet:

The person my best friend has become. Other than that, someone who can keep up. Preferably gypsies, tramps and/or theives. Pirates aren't so bad either...haha jolly mon!
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Music:

eminem, dre, atmosphere, 50 cent, gunit, talib kweli, mos def, lil wayne, jayz, outkast, nerd, the roots, kanye west, d12, dilated peoples, biggie, red hot chili peppers, system of a down, steve earle, queen, yeah yeah yeahs, incubus, hint, lemon jelly, bonobo, obie trice, mindless self indulgence, old mj, unwritten law, tosca, aphex twin, missy, chaka khan, HEART, boards of canada (i'm brainwashed), ataris, afi, distillers, living end, bob dylan, rolling stones, eric clapton, bobby darin, frank sinatra and johnny cash...ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY 1997 BITCHES.

Movies:

If there are zombies, I'm happy.

Television:

LOST. Carnivale. Simpsons. Family Guy. Arrested Development. Best Week Ever/Talk Soup--Shit that makes fun of other shit always ranks high on my list. (And anything involving surgery.)

Books:

Fav. authors are as followed: toni morrison*; chuck palahniuk; paul auster*; bret easton ellis; mary roach; david sedaris; tom spanbauer; c.d. payne; capote; jimmy breslin; and, of course, bukowski*.

Heroes:

i think it's tragic to hold anyone in such high esteem. but, momentarily at least, this guy:

My Blog

Horror Movies Make Me Feel Alright

Is it strange that the only way I can feel better about my life is to lock myself inside and watch zombie movies all day? I suppose it's the only thing that makes light of my problems. Like, hey, at...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

Oh, to be home again.

To: A Break in the LineIt is in their soft placesthat struggling tastes like strawberryand the carcasses of lilies are on display. These places--without curves and loops and plummets--have fallen unde...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:07:00 PST

LOST, anyone?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:"I dunno, press the button and find out."What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?Strangely familiar....
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

Proper Credentials by Bukowski

proper credentials needed to join I keep meeting people, I am introduced to them at various gatherings ...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Life is ganging up on me.

DiminuendoI'm left to chase what notes I had memorizedbefore you let her go play for others.The petals squeak in the windand my foot is too heavy to get it right. My hand takes over where the mouth le...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

InNa Gangsta bitches wUT

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burnWhat is yo name?Yo gangsta name beSteveYou ride around in a2004 Chrysler PacificaYo gangSlim Shady's Pink LadiesYo shoes beCement blocksYo dubs be dis big, fool2,20...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nikki

NNaughtyIInnocentKKeenKKinkyIIntenseName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitch Rating

Ok, so I got this new book called Darkside Zodiac, and for those of you even remotely interested in astrology, i recommend it wholeheartedly. This book will have you laughing your ass off when you re...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the dark side of my mood

help me see what i cannot find while avoiding all that's been lost. i know i've faltered, i know i've lied, but i didn't predict at what cost. it pains me to feel all i didn't, or couldn't, bac...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Que Colores Es Tu?

YELLOW You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding. Find out your color...
Posted by Nikki ♥ Bons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST