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Ray

La ola es mia

About Me

I have 2 Casio calculator watches. one black and sporty. one silver and business. and apparently, that's how I get chicks.I like to drink. I like to dress up like Batman and Mortimer Ichabod Marker from Bill Cosby's Picture Pages. I like big butts and I cannot lie. (that actually isn't the truth b/c i think i'm one of the few men that like the small ass. sorry girls with a lot of junk in the trunk.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mostly anyone, but preferably hot women who wear wife beaters, listen to similar music that I do, like drinking wine and flat out rock. Anyone who owns a penguin would also be up at the top of the list. I really would like to meet the dad from that old TV show Out of This World. He was in space somewhere and spoke to his daughter thru a crystal cube. I don't remember ever seeing him on that show, and wouldn't mind buying him a drink or two.All of this answer doesn't apply to that interview question that you get from HR.